5SOS TEXTS

(Message) || Luke,Y/N ||

Y/N: do you need anything from the store?

Y/N: Luke?

Y/N: hellooooo

Luke: hi Y/N sorry I'm kinda busy

Y/N: well I'm at the store do you need anything

Luke: I'm trying to do something can you give me a minute

Y/N: Luke hurry I'm in line

Luke: I can't I'll just go by myself

Y/N: what the fuck are you doing

Luke: I set the kitchen on fire

Y/N: AGAIN ??????????????

Y/N: LUKE

Y/N: WTF

Luke: IM TRYING TO PUT IT OUT BUT THESE WATER BOTTLES ARENT WORKING

Y/N: DONT USE THE BOTTLES IN THE CUPBOARD

Luke: WHY NOT WHAT THE HECK

Y/N: BECAUSE

Luke: BECAUSE WHAT

Luke: WTF TELL ME THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE

Y/N: THEYRE FILLED WITH VODKA

Luke: Y/N WHAT THE FRICK FRACKLE MACKLMORE

Y/N: LUKE USE WATER FROM THE FUCKING SINK

Y/N: AND DONT SHOUT AT ME WITH MACKLEMORE SLANG FUK

Luke: OOOOOOMMMMMGGG

Luke: I CANT BELIEVE THIS

Luke: YOU DIDNT TELL ME YOU HAD ALCOHOL

Luke: I THOUGHT I WAS IN A CLEANSED HOUSEHOLD

Luke: THE DISRESPECT

Y/N: LUKE PUT THE FUCKING FIRE OUT

Luke: NO I DONT THINK THIS IS A GOOD ENVIRONMENT FOR ME TO SHARE MY PERSONAL BUBBLE IN I TRUSTED YOU

Y/N: LUKE PUT THE FIRE OUT OR ILL SHOVE HOT COALS UP YOUR ASS AND BBQ IT LIKE A ROASTED PIG

Luke: OKAY IM SORRY I WILL