5SOS TEXTS

(Message) || Calum,Y/N ||

Y/N: I have to tell you something ...

Calum: what is it? is something wrong?

Y/N: yes...

Calum: what? Omg babe tell me please

Y/N: .......

Calum: I'm dying please what did I do? Whatever it is I'll try to make it up to you

Y/N: you have a nicer ass than me and it makes me angry

Calum: FUCK I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO BREAK UP WITH ME

Y/N: I am this is goodbye callium👋🏼

Calum: I honestly hate you so much

Calum: Ashton is laughing at me because I almost cried

Y/N: I'll only stay with you if you get ass reduction surgery

Calum: is that even a thing?

Calum: I just asked ash and he said it wasn't

Y/N: well then this is the end

Calum: how about we just work out together? I can show ya how to do some killer squats

Y/N: oh christ no we're definitely breaking up

Y/N: I'd rather die than go to the gym with you

Calum: will you stay with me if I buy you tacos?

Y/N: hmmmm

Calum: I'll also throw in a free squat tutorial

Y/N: bye collumn

Calum: EXERCISE IS GOOD FOR YOU

Y/N: I will never forget you