Flash-Fiction

Cursed Limericks

A/N Literally just some cool limericks I wrote, inspired by NotYourTypicalIdiot

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Dear Sanity, I met you today.

Dear my beloved sanity,

How I wish for you to be alive,

And stay with me so we could thrive.

I could even sing you a melody,

Please don't cause me any more agony.

Sometimes I wish you were here by my side,

So I didn't have to eat eyeballs all the time.

I don't think it would be a crime.

Anything you say, I will abide,

Having you is what gives me pride.

I didn't mean to cause your defenestration,

I was just opening a window to let in the morning dew,

I didn't wish to drink a witches stew.

It's causes me all the misery and damnation.

It has fuelled me with frustration.

In the howling wind I prayed to god,

Please let it rain I want to go home,

I didn't mean for you to roam.

I was just joking for the sacrificing something so odd，

I didn't mean for you to be fraud.

Everyday I ponder where you are,

And whether you will come back to me or not.

Every corner in my life I have sought.

But you were hidden away behind a cold steal bar.

You ran away to somewhere so far.

I miss you sanity,

Please come back to me,

I promise to set you free.

I will provide you with all your dignity,

And build a shrine for your wellbeing.

I Am Not A Catfish

Some say I act like a cat,

But I rebound their statements,

As I do not see the resemblance!

I do not lay on a mat,

Nor do I drink out of a flask.

Some say I act like a fish,

But I question their sanity,

And I am agape by their ingenuity.

I do not flounder and swish,

I will not be cooked into a dish.

Some say I like laying in the sun,

Like all humans do,

And I even wear a shoe.

I do not flop in water to have some fun,

So please don't shoot me with a gun.

I will just say that you are a child,

For believing in me not being human.

And also I am not superhuman.

Trust me I am not a fish in the wild,

Or a a cat that is extremely mild.

Please believe when I say,

I am not a catfish.

And I will not be granting you a wish.

If you call me I will not be at bay,

I am sleepy all throughout the day.