what if - walker scobell

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user98 walker wyd if kaitlyn ever breaks up w u?

"if kaitlyn ever breaks up with me, i'm going full joe goldberg on her ass." walker deadpanned, looking straight at the camera as kaitlyn opened her mouth in shock.

"walk-er." she gasped through her laughter. "i don't think you can just say that..."

"what? i am. i'm gonna follow you around the grocery store and trap you in my basement. i think. i've never actually watched that show." 

"and what are you going to do after you trap me in the basement?" she crossed her arms. 

he crossed his arms back, mocking her and mimicking her tone of voice as he said "keep you there forever and ever so i can look at your pretty face and make you fall back in love with me."

"okay, creepy. also, who said i wouldn't still be in love with you?" she gave him a big, cheesy grin.

"awwww."

"well, i wouldn't be after you locked me in the basement." she shoved his shoulder.

"i'll lock you in the living room so you can watch tv all day. and i'll feed you all your favorite foods. little food through your little cage."

"i can't decide whether to think that's sweet or incredibly horrifying."

user7 um obviously it's sweet he's WALKER SCOBELL.
user2 HELP WALKER U DID NOT 
user21 this is a wild conversation
user6 i mean walker feel free to lock me in ur basement anytime!!!!!!!!

user34 but actually what would u do if u broke up 

"we're not going to break up." walker said confidently, wrapping his arms around kaitlyn and kissing her cheek.

"awww." kaitlyn felt a surge of love for her boyfriend just like she had the first time he'd said it in the conference room, but then her heart sank a little. he couldn't say that anymore. not when they'd already broken up. not when it'd already been a lie.

"...she's mine forever and ever." he gave the camera a demonic smile as kaitlyn shoved away, squealing, and he tried to yank her back closer to him.

user34 ok valid answer but that was scary walker.
user28 i wanna fancast walker for scream 2!!

"okay, this little lovefest we have going on here is gross. also, very cute. sometimes when i look at you two i don't know whether to barf or sing 'joy to the world'." kaitlyn's head snapped up. xochitl gomez appeared in the frame, grinning.

"XOCH!" kaitlyn jumped into her arms. walker ran over, his socks making him slip a little on the kitchen floor as kaitlyn and xochitl caught him and pulled him into their hug.

user3 oH MY GOD XOCHITL'S HERE
user4 XOCH MY BBY IM SO HAPPY
user6 living for this reunion
user11 crying bc she's so loved

"i missed you so much oh my god." kaitlyn squealed as they broke away. she examined her friend's face. xochitl was practically glowing with happiness, as she always was, she had on the coolest outfit ever, as she always did, and her lips were painted red, as they always were. 

"i missed you too." walker agreed with kaitlyn. then a strange expression came onto his face as he tried to work out a way to ask xochitl why she was there, and if any other of their friends had come with her. specifically, one of their friends.

xochitl took one quick look at his face and knew exactly what he was about to ask. she was just good at reading people like that. "oh, relax, bat boy. brady was just parking the car. he should be on his way in."