Kidnapper: We got your child
Ej: I'm not a parent?
Kidnapper: Then who is this child in a werewolf costume that won't stop dabbing and screeching yeet everytime we torture him??
Ej: Oh, you have Taki
Kidnapper: We don't want anything just take him back, PLEASEEE
Ej: Nah who care, GOOD LUCK THEN *smirk*