I have decided today to bring in my dearest ukes, from Hiko to Seth
ALL OF THEM
ALL OF THEEEEEEM
Dedicated to RainbowKitty19, Dauntless_Noodles, and
HELPERSENPAI: YN, they have arrived...
YN: Perfect...
Hiko: *walks in casually*
Seth: *walks in and looks around* o - o
Stan: *follows behind Seth with angry pout*
YN: Hello dears, I see that you all came in from short to tallest! ^^
Seth: It- Uhn, it was Hiko's idea ////
Hiko: I admit, I knew it would make you happy! YN! <3 *glomps
YN: Why is it only Hiko treats me with love? q - q
Seth: Because you abuse us, I have a ca-
Stan: Shhhhhhhh, this is live interview...don't tell
Seth: Can we hurry this up? Blaise is home for a short amount of time! > ^ <
Hiko: You just wanna go f-
Stan: *covers his mouth* We all want to go home to our semes, just shut up...
Seth: *Huffs and crosses arms* Mine is sexier than yours, we all know this!
Hiko: Bullshit! Aiden is a freakin' hottie!
Stan: Guys, we all know that Darren is perfection with a capital P...
YN: Ukes, ukes...calm it down. Let's take this to court... PUT THIS ON TRIAL!
- LE COURT ROOM -
JUDGE YN: *slams gavel* Today we are here in the debate of which uke has the sexiest seme. Seth's seme, Blaise, Stan's seme, Darren, and Hiko's seme, Aiden. The seme's are in the back, watching their ukes and waiting for this debate to end. They will also be called to the stand if needed.
HelperSenpai: I call Hiko to the stand!
Hiko: *hops onto stand* Hi YN~! <3
JUDGE YN: Hi Hiko~ ^^
Hiko: I say that Aiden is the sexiest! We went on an island together, and had cosplay sex! Plus, I got drugged by a potion and he still kept me satisfied! It is obvious that Aiden is totally the best! > ^ < We all know it!
HelperSenpai: Good Hiko, now! I call Stan to the stand!
Stan: *shuffles on stand* ....
HelperSenpai: Stan, explain why you think that Darren is the sexiest seme.
Stan: Uhn, well he isn't really as sexy as he is sweet. Even though I tried to get him to not worry about my birthday, he was so kind and decided to take me to the bookstore... In bed he is rather sexy though ^//////^
JUDGE YN: So cute! <3
HelperSenpai: Thank you, Stan. Now we call Seth to the stand!
Seth: *Walks onto stand* o - o
HelperSenpai: Seth, why do you think Blaise is the best / sexiest seme?
Seth: Must I explain? Let's see! First time, Dildo and cock ring, Second time, fisting and BDSM. Third time, passionate love making. Fourth time, rough sex. Fifth time, literally phone sex. Sixth time? BDSM and *censored*
JUDGE YN: *MASSIVE NOSEBLEED* ...
HelperSenpai: *blushing* I-I call Blaise to the stand!
Blaise: It's all true, we did all that...
JUDGE YN: Yeah, the winner is -
- BACK TO OFFICE -
YN: Yay! Congrats Seth! Woohoo <3
Seth: *crosses arms* I won fair and square! ^^
Stan: *shrugs* I have the sweetest, you and Blaise keep fighting!
Seth: W-W-We do not!
Hiko: You guys argue all the time!
Seth: SHUDDUP! > ^ <
YN: *smacks them all* LISTEN BLAISE IS SEXIEST, DARREN IS SWEETEST, AND AIDEN IS THE PERFECT-EST
Seth: ....
Stan: ...
Hiko: DAMN STRAIGHT
YN : That's all for today... We all know who won though o - o
ALL OF THEM: Mhm... bai!
