Chapter 9: The Avengers Can Sing?

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Kinda a filler chapter. Had a writers block. Based on the pic above.

Y/N's POV:

Tony adopting Peter was a really big surprise but then kind of something expected. After all the legal stuff was over, Peter started living at Stark Tower and we all spent a lot of time at the tower together. We would do karaoke nights, movie nights, cooking, and a lot of other stuff. Today though, we couldn't figure out what to do. So, while everyone was on their phones figuring out something fun to do, Peter just sat on the ceiling and put on some music and started doing homework. If Tony had noticed, he'd have had a heart attack but right now Pepper was trying to explain to him why it was not a good idea to throw a nation-wide party when you're bored.

No one's POV:

The playlist started playing Uptown Funk by Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars.

Peter still on the ceiling, started singing along. Doh
Doh-doh-doh, doh-doh-doh, doh-doh
Doh-doh-doh, doh-doh-doh, doh-doh
Doh-doh-doh, doh-doh-doh, doh-doh
Doh-doh-doh, doh-doh (Aw, ow)

Y/N, who was lying on the couch scrolling through Pinterest, continued unenthusiastically. "This hit, that ice cold. Michelle Pfeiffer, that white gold. This one for them hood girls, them good girls, straight master pieces."

"Stylin', while in Livin' it up in the city
Got Chucks on with Saint Laurent
Gotta kiss myself I'm so pretty." Nat sang in a monotone voice, not looking up from her phone.

Tony had stopped listening to Pepper a long time ago. He finally got a chance to get away. "I'm too hot." Tony sang and Clint gave backing vocals. "Hot damn". "Call the police and a fireman." "I'm too hot." ("Hot damn.) "Make a dragon wanna retire man. I'm too hot." ("Hot damn." "Say my name you know who I am. I'm too hot." ("Hot damn." Y/N had sat up by now, catching up with what was happening and happy that they had finally found something to do. "And my band 'bout that money. Break it down!" You continued, enthusiastically. Everyone had stopped whatever they were doing. They were all focused on singing now. Except for Nat, who just rolled her eyes and continued scrolling on her phone. Pepper just sighed deeply when Tony started singing. At least he isn't trying to throw a nation-wide party anymore. She plopped down onto the couch next to Nat.

Pietro joined in. "Girls hit your hallelujah." "Woo!" Everyone added the backing vocals together. "Girls hit your hallelujah." "Woo!" Girls hit your hallelujah!"

"Cause uptown funk 'gon give it to you. Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you! Cause uptown funk 'gon give it to you!" Clint sang loudly.

"Saturday night and we in the spot!" Peter sang, jumping off the ceiling.

Clint pointed finger guns at Nat at which she sighed deeply. "Don't believe me just watch!" She reluctantly sang.

"Come on!" Everyone sang loudly.

Everyone lets all the backing vocals and music play out. No one sings during the background music.

"Don't believe me just watch! Don't believe me just watch! Don't believe me just watch! Don't believe me just waaatchhhh!" Everyone sang together.

"Hey, hey, hey! Oh!" Y/N sang.

"Stop! Wait a minute!" Everyone sang.

"Fill my cup put some liquor in it. Take a sip, sign a check." Tony sang. (I just know these lyrics were written for Tony. He owns these lyrics. Fight me.)

"Julio! Get the strech!" Pietro shouted.

"Ride to Harlem, Hollywood, Jackson, Mississippi." Wanda sang monotonously, appearing out of no where.

"If we show up, we gonna show out! Smoother than a fresh jar of Skippy!" Clint sang too energetically, doing some weird dance moves. 👯👯

This time, Tony pointed finger guns at Pepper. She rolled her eyes but sang along. "I'm too hot." (Hot damn!) "Call the police and a fireman. I'm too hot. ("Hot damn!")  "Make a dragon wanna retire man." I'm too hot. ("Hot damn!") Pepper didn't wanna sing the next part. "Bitch say my name you know who I am! I'm too hot!" ("Hot damn!") Pietro continued for her. "PIETRO!" Clint shouted with an offended face.

Peter laughed lightly and continued. "And my band 'bout that money! Break it down!"

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Pffft- ok now I'm starting to think this was a bad idea. It feels cringe now that I read through it. I will consider continuing it if I ever feel like it.

You can expect a better chapter tomorrow :]

I really really hate this one. I guess my bad week is taking a toll on me ;(

I got a lot of homework to do but I'm an expert procrastinator so who cares? :)

Anyways-

Have a good day/afternoon/evening/night.

Don't get bitten by radioactive spiders!

Bye! (◍•ᴗ•◍)

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