Chapter 59: Birds, Bees, and Chameleons

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Prometheus sighs. "My fam's safe. They're at Main World. Dracula currently has no control over Main World."

Prometheus is revealed to be piloting the hovering CoolDudeBus, which is being followed by a fleet of flying buses.

Within the fleet of charter buses, there is an army all from the SLR University along with alters of Jedan, Lord, and Anna along with Athena's clones. There are literal 10 million individuals in the entire fleet. Along with them are a bus carrying Superheroes.

"There is a literal army of us!?" asked Anna.

"Yep," said the Reaper, speaking into the radio. "Myrms. You there?"

"Roger, roger, Reaps," smiled Myrms. "What's up?"

"Tell the Fleet that we should be landing for fuel in the remote world of Swamp World. It's an alternate universe where a specific raptor evolved instead of Humans."

"Aves," said Prometheus, as they enter a world similar to 1960s America with various strange humanoid bird people. The fleet lands for fuel as the Birdmen began placing the Splooge into their gas tanks.

"We burned too much fuel," said Prometheus. "We just need a few drops for every ship. This'll take around five days to finish."

Miguel looks outside as one Birdman reveals his fangs and teeth to him. "Oh my God."

The Reaper closes the curtains.

"Can I see them? Pleeease?"

"No."

"Why not!?"

"They uh... don't like Tiktiks."

"Dude..."

"Sorry. Aswangs. But y'know what I mean, right?"

"I get it..." sighed Miguel.

The Reaper sits next to Miguel.

"What?"

"Why'd you fight Dracula? You nearly got yourself killed back there. What happened to your diplomatic shit?"

"What happened was that you and Prometheus nearly died because I was weak. I have to be stronger to protect you."

"You don't need to protect us."

"Reaps, you're clearly getting old. No offense, but... I need to protect you when the time comes..."

"And what time would that be?"

"When you retire," said Miguel, sternly and as determined as possible. 

The Reaper sighs. "Alright. Can't argue against that."

"How's Persephone?"

"She's in the fleet."

"That's good. Didya talk to her about...?"

"What are you tryin' to do?"

"Help you with your love life. She helped me out as well, so I guess-..."

"Kid... *sigh...* You have no right to-..."

"WEEHEHEE!!!"

"MOTHERF-!!!" The Reaper turns around along with Miguel.

It's...

NEURO!!!

Neuro smiles evilly. "NGYEHEHEHEHEH!!! HELLO, MIGUEL!!! MY VOLUPTUOUS FRIEND!!!"

"Gross," said Miguel.

"Mr. Reaper! Great seein' ya!!! *THIPTHIPTHIPTHIPTHIP SLUUURP!!!*" lauged Neuro. "BAHAHAHAHAHAHA... (Call me Daddy!)"

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