In the midst of an unknown world governed by the powers of magic and skills, A demon Lord resides in his terrifying castle, his loya-
Yeah, no.
We aren't doing all that.
Ahem.
Y/N L/N is your usual 20 year old guy, with no tragic backstory, surpris...
We see the Axel guild, and inside, Y/N had his head on the table, groaning.
Darkness: Would you please... Let me join your party?
Kazuma: Uhmm...
Darkness grabs Y/N's shoulders.
Y/N: Let go, please.
Darkness: Your two female companions. Why were they covered in slime? What in the world happened to them?
Y/N: You take this one, man.
Kazuma: Huh?! Me?!
Darkness looks at Kazuma.
Kazuma: Uh... They were swallowed by giant toads, and the mucus-
Darkness gasps.
Darkness: What?!
She looks down, her cheeks still flushing red.
Darkness: It's even more abhorrent than I could've imagined.
Kazuma: What's with this woman knight?
Darkness: No, that's not it! As a knight, I simply can't allow such horrors to befall two girls of tender age!
Y/N: Tender age my ass... One is a loli, and the other is a fuckin goddess... For all we know, Aqua could be a centuries old grandma...
Kazuma: No, I'd advise against it. It's hard to say how useful one of our companions is, then the other can only use her magic once per day, and this guy keeps getting sick over and over.
Y/N: Eh?
Kazuma: *pleading Y/N with his eyes* Right?
Y/N: ...
Y/N:
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Kazuma: See? Then I'm the lowest class. Our team is made up of nothing but puny people.
Y/N:
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