Dear Karma, you forgot some people

7 Fire

Izuku POV

Director: You again? What have you done this time to make you come? I'm starting to get a headache by only looking at you.

Me: It wasn't my fault.

Principal: Really!?

Me: It's not my fault that your coworkers hate you so much that they keep bringing me to you so they don't have to deal with me

Director: You're not in the right situation to talk to me like that

Me: Oh really, is are you in the right situation?

Principal: Should we call your mom because you were being on your cell phone without permission?

Me: It wasn't me! And if it was, then it's my cell phone.

Director: Did you pay for the cell phone?

Yes, I did.

Me:I don't know what importance this has for you?

Director: It's not yours if you don't pay for it. It's your mother's cell phone.

Me: I can do whatever I want with my cell phone.

Principal: You can't do what you want with your mother's cell phone in the teachers classroom

Me: It's my teacher's classroom?

Principal: Yes.

Me: Did he pay for it?

Principal: That's enough, I'm going to report your bad behaviour to your mother.

Shit

I don't want to give in, but my mother isn't here. So what am I supposed to do? The teachers wouldn't care if I was neglected or not anyway. So I think it's okay. She's not going to pick up anyway. So what's the problem with that?

Me: You're welcome to call her if you want. Have fun wasting her time and yours, because you can talk to me on my mom all you want, I still won't get a quirk in the end. 

Director: Then what do you suggest?

Me: Quite simply, so that my pure presence doesn't disrupt the lesson. From now on, let me go to the school library during lessons. There's hardly anyone there, so teachers and students will have their peace and quiet.

Director: I suppose you mean that you will enjoy your time and read instead of being punished for your useless existence by being sent to your seat.

Me: Dear Principal, either you let me go to the library or we do it in a more difficult way. Do you want to know which? Because even if I'm as useless as they say, I can make a whole lot of problems. Do you want to know which ones, or agree on the deal

Director: Kid the only thing you can do is disturb my eyes. How are you going to cause me problems without a quirk?

Me: If I can only cause problems when I have a quirk, why am I always in the principal's office without a quirk when the ones with quirk never cause problems to get here?

Principal: Just take it compassion, friendship and anything else positive a person can give you, you won't get. You're nothing better and you never will be. The whole world hates you and other quirkless people. You'll only get acceptance from your own kind, so don't waste my time.

Me: Didn't you mention that your quirk is that you don't have blood running through your veins, but gasoline?

Director: What's that got to do with it?

Me: Just get it compassion, friendship and anything else positive a person can give me, I can't get. Positive things I can get from a person are approval, for example. So I have to put pressure on the person to agree with me and to get what I want

I take a match out of my pocket and send it on.

Me: There are many ways to do this, so do you want to give me something positive that a person can give me, or do you want to burn, we still have a choice. Think about your options to find the best one. I'm sure your little brain will take a long time to find a good option. Gasoline in the body amounts and a bit of fire make an explosion. So I suggest. If you and your school don't want to burn, I'll spend the next few hours alone in the library.

Principal: ...

Me: Agreed?

I move the lighter in my hands, it's dangerously close to my fingers and burns them easily, I have a big smile on my lips. I must be quite psychopathic with the lighter in my hand and the fire reflecting in my eyes.

Principal: Go to the library, but get out of my sight.

I'll blow out the match.

Me: It was nice being able to negotiate with you

Wow he is stupid. The little fire from the match wouldn't have managed to burn him and his gasoline blood.