Y/n & Mario Does Things|A SMG5 Crew Series

Super Mario 64 - Poorly Explained - SMG5 Edition

Location: Peach's Castle - The Mushroom Kingdom

No POV

It was a beautiful day in the Mushroom Kingdom as Peach invited both Y/n and Mario to the castle as she wrote a letter to them to head over to the castle because she baked a cake for them.

Let's hope this time that the cake is real and not a lie.

Dear Y/n and Mario, 

Please come to the castle. I've baked a cake for you. 

(Swag Voice) IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN! 

Then we see Waluigi selling his famous Taco's at his own Taco Stand, not even realizing that he had his stand under the warp pipe that rose up from the ground and we see our favorite Comedic Duo, Y/n and Mario crash through the warp pipe and ran towards the castle at full speed. 

Then suddenly they were both stopped by a Lakitu that started asking them why they are here.

Lakitu: Um excuse me what the actual F*** are you doing in my-

But he was cut short by the Comedic Duo as they sped their way to the entrance to the castle, leaving a trail of fire with the Lakitu an actual skeleton as the two of them break into the castle through the front door.

Mario/Y/n: Hello?! You guys home?! Hello?!

Then suddenly a flat screen TV appear before them from above the ceiling, showing Bowser telling them that they're not supposed to be in the castle.

Bowser: It is painfully obviously that you two don't belong here. DON'T COME BACK! Bye!

Y/n/Mario: I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!

Then they both kicked the TV off the ropes as it instantly cut Toad's head clean off as a Power Star came out of his body, which is a win-win for the Comedic Duo.

Y/n/Mario: Here we go!

Location: The Bob-Omb Battlefield

As the Comedic Duo make their way to the Bob-Omb Battlefield as we see two pink Bob-Ombs with one of them talking about wanting a woman that can crush his head between her thighs.

Pink Bob-Omb: I want a woman that can crush my head between her thighs.

But then, out of nowhere, his friend got crush by a rather large Mario with Y/n holding onto his back as the Pink Bob-Omb was shocked to see his friend got crushed to death as he was the one who got crushed and not him as he set himself to blow up since he didn't get what he wanted.

Pink Bob-Omb: IT'S NOT FAIR!!!

BOOM!

Y/n: Yee-Haw!

Mario: Wee-Hee!

Then they both went up high in the air from the explosion until they both landed behind the Racing Koopa that challenged the two to a race. 

Koopa: Hey Plumber Boy and Cool Cat! Mustache Man and Creative Boy! Your worst nightmare has arrived!

Then Koopa took no time to waste and started the race at full speed with Y/n and Mario left behind before they both ran him over while T-Posing as the scene changed to a Mario Kart 64 race before seeing Racist Mario racing through the track with a machine gun in his hands as he is about to shoot some bullets at the other racers until he is about to receive an unpleasant surprise from the Comedic Duo.