Whew! Girllll! Daaaannnnngggg!!! Are you a smoke alarm? Because you're annoying and need to just shut up!!!
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Never Use These Pick-Up Lines
HumorDon't use them for real unless you want to make someone either cry or run away screaming or call the cops on you.... Warning: most are inappropriate and others may be offensive so be warned :)
Smoke Alarm
Whew! Girllll! Daaaannnnngggg!!! Are you a smoke alarm? Because you're annoying and need to just shut up!!!