Wojira Arc: Papergirl

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In Ninjago City, Sammy is making an announcement.

Sammy: Hey, listen up. Announcements. Oh, what do you know? All the routes are open. That's a first. But uh, Spokes and Knuckles are still on trauma leave, and Jonesy's bike is in the shop, so we're a couple of hands short. Oh, and uh, this is Antonia's last day, so get your goodbyes in.

Leroy: What?

Paperboy 2: He's joking. Right, Ton?

Nelson: Yeah, Antonia ain't a quitter.

Antonia: It ain't a joke. I got something new lined up. What'd you think, I was gonna be a papergirl my whole life? I got a job at the Dairy Dragon.

Leroy: That ice cream shop downtown?

Paperboy 2: They got great ice cream.

Sammy: All right, come on. Stow the jabber and hit the road. These papers ain't delivering themselves!

Nelson: Antonia? You can't quit! You're the one who taught me that the news never sleeps, remember?

Antonia: Maybe not, but I woke up. I'm gonna make more off the tip jar of Dairy Dragon than I will all week here.

She rides off.

Nelson: Hey, wait! Antonia!

He chases after her.

Nelson: Antonia! Wait up! Antonia! What about all that stuff you said, about how the news is so important? How we're making a difference?

Antonia: I was wrong, okay? Look around! Every day gets crazier. If it ain't giant snakes, it's a dragon or some evil video game.

Unagami catches a newspaper from a balcony and waves.

Nelson: There's nothing today. Everything's fine! See?

Just then, Merlopians start attacking the city.

Gripe: In the name of King Kalmaar of Merlopia, surrender and perish!

Policeman 1: Uh, did he say surrender and perish?

Jimmy: That's not much of a choice.

Nelson: So it's not perfect. But that doesn't mean we give up!

Antonia: If we're not making a difference, what's the point? Might as well take a job that pays better.

Nelson: It's about not giving up, even when you lose.

Antonia: Who told you that piece of cheerful advice?

Nelson: It's true!

Antonia: Well, I have my own saying. If you can't win, quit and join the Dairy Dragon.

Later, Nelson and Antonia eat their lunch together at their usual spot.

Nelson: What flavors do they have at the Dairy Dragon?

Antonia: Toge Mother Fudging Chocolate, butter pecan, mint chocolate chip, ninjapolitan, Bananakhan, cookies and cream, Spinjitzu Swirl, vanilla, Mango Morro, and orange sorbentine.

Nelson: I love Banadakhan. What am I talking about? You're quitting, Antonia. That's it. Plain and simple.

Antonia: Yeah, I know. We just talked about that through the whole merman invasion back there. And you know what? I'm okay with quitting.

Nelson: Well, if that's how you feel, I guess there's nothing I can say.

He leaves.

Antonia: Hey, come on. Nelson! Don't be like that. Ugh.

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