The School for Good and Evil (short stories)

14. Goodbye Dresses, Hello Death traps

Y/n is an ever turned never...

Y/n was an ever. She was out of control to say the least... she slept during almost all her classes, talked back to her teachers, and always got into fights during meal times... sometimes y/n wished she was a never. ....

Y/n pov:

"Dovey is so annoying: she's always bossing  me around telling me how my behavior needs to change, and how I'm not Princess-y enough.. my professors can't stand me. I once started a food fight during lunch. I threw a  crème pie and was aiming for Beatrice,  but she ducked and it hit the Dean of evil. It landed right on top of her hair. She looked like a pumpkin pie: her red hair and the cream pie on top. I wasn't her student so she couldn't do shit to me..."

Lesso was so pissed, I'm surprised her hair didn't burst into flames from being so angry. Fortunately for me I hid right when Lesso got hit with the pie so she never knew it was my fault...

"Y/n my office! Now!" Dovey said to me.

"Yes your majesty." I said sarcastically

In Dovey's office:

" y/n,my staff and myself-

"Ok wait! For you , I've been a great student!" I said.

Dovey thought for a second.

"True yes,but my staff have never had issues with Evers, and every single one of my staff has come to me asking to quit!" Dovey said, waving her hands around.

I felt kinda bad for Dovey , but I didn't feel bad for her staff.

"I'm sorry Dovey, I truly am, I feel like a bird trapped in a tiny cage! I feel like I don't belong." I said to her.

"I know sweetheart... and I'm willing to make a huge change for you..." Dovey said

"Like what?

"What about you becoming a never??? You'd take all your classes in the School for Evil, your new dean would be Lady Lesso, etc." Dovey said.

"Lady Lesso? Oh you mean Pumpkin pie lady! "

Dovey tried so hard to hold back laughter...

"That is so not funny!!" Dovey chuckled at the nickname for Lesso. You have to admit it was spot on!

" I can still have tea with you right? I mean you were kinda annoying but you're always so kind and gentle to me." I said

"Why thank you! And yes you may still come and visit! I would love to hear all about your mischief! Now I'll walk you over to the bridge where Lesso is waiting for you!"

... to be continued

A/n: part 2? Ok!