Breaking Up! 💔

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(Dj Pauly Delevecchio)

"I'm going to jersey shore bitch!"

"Alright we got a situation."

"I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet"

(Ron laughs)

"After I have sex with a guy i'll rip their heads off"

🍒 The Queen has just arrived 🍒

"Go Vinny, Go Vinny."

"Um Hello."

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In the club dancing with the guys drinking and talking with some girls I befriend and I look over and see ron doing himself

🍒I feel sorry for Sam cause she's basically getting herself dogged. 🍒

So I'm dancing and chatting with guys getting there phone numbers an on with the next as I go dance with Pauly

"You look sexy as always." He tells me

"Aww you look handsome always." I tell him solfty as we began to make out grinding on each other. Leaving the club in taxi's when we do get home walking behind Pauly holding his hand

"Yo Pauly, Rox."

"Oh shit."

"Somebody broke a plate while we're gone?"

"Oh damn!"

"I think I might be sleeping outside tonight." Entering the house we see snooks

"Snooki! The main attraction!"

"What's up baby doll?"

"I had the worst day of my life, boys, Rox. I called Emilio and he was like 'oh well there's naked girl at the club anyways, fuck you!"

"Oh mama." I hugged snooks

"Fuck him if be single and have fun mama." I tell her honestly

"You don't need that. You're beautiful. Like fuck him." I side hugged snooks sidely then as I sat on the couch

"Vinny take off my pumps please?" I asked nicely

"I got you Cherry lips." Said Pauly

"Aww thanks Pauly." As he takes off my pumps softly we heard Ron and Sam going at it

🍒 At this point I'm fuckin' sick of this shit man like it's every fuckin day! Like a fuckin' cycle! Break up at night but together at day like shit I'm sick of hearing this shit ugh just stay the fuck single and break the fuck up. 🍒

As we hear them fighting I'm like to Mike and Pauly pretending to kill myself over this shit which they agreed cause at this point I'm done with this shit. Next day

 Next day

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