Hazbin Hotel (OC and Genderbend Insert)

Pilot (part 2)

(WARNING: If you are a child under 18, don't read this until you hit that age!)

Purplish red smoke transitions into Angel Dust and Cherri Bomb fighting Egg Boiz.

Cherri Bomb: "Heyyy, thanks for the back up, Angie!"

Angel Dust: "Hahaha!"

Cherri Bomb fires a rocket launcher.

Angel Dust: "You kiddin'? This is the best action I've seen in ages! *puts hands behind her head*"

Cherri Bomb: "*launching another cherry bomb* Where've you been, anyway? I thought you up and died or some shit."

Angel Dust: "*lighting a bomb and handing it to her* Oh, I wish! I've been staying at this crappy hotel on the other side of town. Some broads and kids are lettin' me stay rent-free if I play nice."

They both cover their heads as the explosion sets off behind them, then grin at each other as they jump into the field.

Angel Dust: "*continues to shoot down Egg Boiz with what seems to be a drum mag M1928 Thompson* Y'know, no fights, no pranks, no 'problematic language'... goat's words, not mine."

Angel steps on a broken tile, launching an Egg Boi airborne and shoots him from behind as she sighs again.

Angel Dust: "These crazy bitches are no fun! I've been clean for two weeks!"

Cherri Bomb: "*in disbelief, smiling* Ho-ly shit!"

Angel Dust: "*looks at the leftover smudge on her finger* Well, sorta clean. *destroys an incoming Egg Boi* Just clean as you can get from a shitload of Bolivian marching powder! *gets chained and thrown aside by Sir Pentious* Ohh!~ Harder, Daddy! *raises left eyebrow*"

Sir Pentious: "*taking it seriously as he gasps* Daughter?!"

Angel lowers eyebrow as Cherri kicks Sir Pentious to the side.

Sir Pentious: "*hood flares open* Grr! You whores have no classss! In war, The side remembered is the side with the most ssstyle! *adjusts tie*"

Cherri Bomb: "Or the side that ain't dead! *decapitates an Egg Boi*"

Angel Dust: "*stands up and removes the chains restricting her* Speakin' a style, is your hat like, alive or something?"

Sir Pentious: "Oh! Well, that's none of your GOD DAMN BUSSSSINESS! Now, is it?"

Angel Dust: "Hah, would that make your hat the top and you the bottom?0

A sign that says "Loser" can be seen in the background pointing at Sir Pentious as an Egg Boi acknowledges the roast.

Egg Boi: "*cups hands* Oooooh! *gets pebble thrown at him by Sir Pentious*"

Sir Pentious: "*enraged* I'm going to blow you to bitssss!"

Angel Dust: "*eyes him up and down* Hm, I can dig it!"

Sir Pentious: "Oh, not like that!"

His hood flares open as a sign that says "Pussy" can be seen pointing at him in the background.

Sir Pentious: "Pervert! *knocks over an Egg Boi*"

Angel notices an Egg Boi with a tentacle launcher which causes her to push Cherri to the side out of fear. Angel gets tangled up in all the tentacles.

Sir Pentious: "Not so cocky now, are we?!"

Angel Dust: "*unamuse* Y'know, you really gotta watch what comes outta ya mouth. I've been making these sex jokes the whole *limbs gets pulled on as Sir Pentious reveals a drill which jump starts* TIME! *reveals her third pair of arms carrying a gun* And it's obvious ya ain't catchin' on. I mean, it's just *pulls out M1928* sad! *shoots it at Sir Pentious*"