Someone : How many children do you have?
Mahi : Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there is a difference.
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In courtroom–
Rishab's lawyer: If you think of anything important, write it down and pass it to me.
Rishab: Alright!
A while later –
Rishab, passing their lawyer a note saying: DONALD DUCK AND WINNIE THE POOH COULD COMBINE WARDROBES AND STILL HAVE LITERALLY ZERO TROUSERS.
Rishab's lawyer: Your Honor, the defense requests a 5 minute recess.
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Zoom: Your internet connection is unstable.
Rohit ( mixing alcohal and coffee) : You should see my life.
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Mahi: You ever see something that changes your life and you're just like "huh.."
Sonu: I saw you.
Mahi: Honestly that's so cute and sweet but it kinda makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of Virat in a turkey costume
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Rohit , sweating: Virat, there’s something I need to ask you-
Virat: Finally! You’re proposing!
Rohit : How’d you know?
Virat: Ro , you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.
Virat : I even picked it up once.
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Hardik: BRo, you love me, right?
Rohit: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.
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Jaddu : Is this your plan B?
Virat : Technically, this is plan P.
Jaddu: Plan P? Is there a plan M?
Virat : Yes, but I marry Rohit in plan M.
Rohit : I like plan M.
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*Rohit is casually searching around the room*
Jaddu : what’re you looking for?
Rohit : My will to live.
*Jassi walks into the room*
Rohit: Oh, there it is
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Jassi: I have a bad feeling about this...
Hardik: What do you mean?
Jassi: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?
Hardik: No?
Rohit: That actually explains so much
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Rohit: I’d like to live through a week that’s not a whole new verse of “We Didn’t Start the Fire.”
Yuzi : ...
Hardik: ....
Rishab: .....
Rohit : please.....
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Murderer: Any last words?
Rishab : Do you think I'm cute? Be honest.
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Jassi: Sorry if I'm bothering you...
Surgeon: How do you keep waking up and saying that?
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Rohit : *yawns*
Virat : Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.
Rohit : Then you must be exhuasted.
Jaddu : Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely
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Rohit : Who wants to make fifty bucks?
Hardik: How?
Rohit: I need someone to take the fall.
Hardik: What did you do?
Rohit : I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.
Virat, from the other room: Oh my god.
Rohit : ...
Virat : OH MY GOD
Hardik: Make it a hundred.
Rohit : Deal.
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Rohit, talking about Virat: I could fix him.
Jaddu: Good for you. I'm gonna join him in his insanity.
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Jaddu : *hands Virat a baby*
Virat: No thanks, I'm vegetarian.
Jaduu : ....
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Mahi : Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it.
Virat : I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out.
Mahi : Th-that's not how that works-
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*Rishab is being buried alive*
Murderer, out of breath: How are you eating the dirt so quickly?!
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Rahul : What is the one thing I told you not to do?
Hardik : Burn the house down.
Rahul : And what did you do?
Hardik : I made dinner.
Rahul: ....
Hardik: ....
Rahul : ....
Hardik : And burnt the house down.
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Jassi: I think I need a hug...
Rohit: Good thing I'm hug shaped!
*45 minutes later*
Jassi: Bhaiya... you can let go now.
Rohit: No, I absolutely cannot.
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