A-Ling: ...
The Best Uncle: Zewu-jun told you to get ready to head down to Caiyi town?
A-Ling: Yupp
A-Ling: You told me the problem was solved. (≖_≖)
A-Ling renamed The Best Uncle to Unreliable Uncle
Unreliable Uncle: Oh, come on A-Ling. I really did think the problem was solved.
A-Ling: Clearly it wasn't.
Unreliable Uncle: What else was I supposed to assume after she just up and ghosted me the moment I revealed to her that Zewu-jun doesn't love her??
A-Ling: Perhaps that she ran to her partner so that he could refute the allegations!!? (¬_¬")
Unreliable Uncle: Forget the past. The past is the past and the future is in the future. We just have to figure out a new plan to get rid of her.
A-Ling: No. No more plans.
A-Ling: I will not have uncle suffer through an entire evening of watching Zewu-jun be with someone else. We're going home.
Unreliable Uncle: No you're not!
A-Ling: Try to stop me if you can ( ≖‿ ≖ )
A-Ling: As soon as I tell uncle that I'm feeling ill and want to go home, we'll be on a one-way trip back to Yunmeng, and once uncle has put his mind to something there's nothing you can do to stop him.
Unreliable Uncle: If you do that I'll send brother this picture
Wei Wuxian attached a picture – Jin Ling Blackmail Material (1)
A-Ling: How...?
A-Ling: Why...?
A-Ling: You took pictures from underneath the table!!?
Unreliable Uncle: I needed a better angle for the shots of brother-in-law's hickeys.
Unreliable Uncle: And so I just happened to be at the right place at the right time I guess ( ≖‿ ≖ )
Unreliable Uncle: Ahhh! I remember back when I was that age. Young romance is just so sweet ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡
A-Ling: Don't even try (≖_≖)
A-Ling: Uncle has already told me just how single you were back then.
Unreliable Uncle: I was not! A-Cheng was simply not aware of my many escapades into the world of romance.
A-Ling: Then you won't mind me telling Hanguang-jun about your romances?
Unreliable Uncle: (×_×)
A-Ling: I thought so.
A-Ling: You have one more shot. But if you make uncle any more upset I will not hesitate to puke all over you in order to have uncle take me home.
Unreliable Uncle: Deal ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧
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Who Are You Dating? (Xicheng)
FanfictionA 27(+12)-chapter long chat-fic which follows the discovery of who Lan Xichen is secretly dating.
