Poor ruby

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Emerald: *turns on camera* ok we have two more dares for ruby

Ruby: oh god

Emerald: the first one says that you have to jump off a cliff

Ruby: ........

Sapphire: why exactly did someone dare that

Me: to entertain themselves

Ruby: what did I ever do to them

Me: nothing.... It's just funny to see people jump off cliffs

Peridot: who's gonna jump off a cliff

Me: ruby

Peridot: I wanna watch

Ruby: fine let's get this over with

Me: *teleports everyone to a cliff* go ahead ruby

Ruby: is this gonna hurt

Me: uhh only a lot

Sapphire: my poor ruby

Ruby: *jumps off the cliff*

Peridot: is she dead.... I hope she's dead

Me: I thought gems can't die

Peridot: but they can smash

Me: .... I'm gonna go check *teleports away*

*a few seconds later*

Me: *teleports back holding Ruby's gem* well she's not dead

Peridot: dang

Sapphire: yaay

Me: but she may be dead by the end of the next dare

Peridot: yaay

Sapphire: ):

*3 hours later when ruby finally regenerates*

Ruby: w-what happened

Me: you jumped off a cliff

Ruby: oh yea

Emerald: time for the next dare

Ruby: .... I have a feeling this is not going to be a good dare

Emerald: you gotta crack your gem

Sapphire: she does that a lot by accident

Emerald: really how?

Sapphire: well there was that one time when she high fived a rock and that other time when she tried to slap peridot..

Ruby: sapphire i told you not to tell anyone about that

Me: well that's easy then just high five a rock

Ruby: ok... * high fives rock and gem cracks* ow

Sapphire: come on you we gotta take you to roses fountain

Ruby: this is the seventh time this week

Emerald: where's topaz

*meanwhile back at the temple topaz, Steven and amethyst are having a dance party :D*

Emerald: oh well that's it for now byye *turns off camera*

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