Steven universe ask or dare

Sleep over part two!

Previously on Steven universe ask and dare.... Stuff happened

Amethyst: my turn *spins bottle and it lands on pearl*

Pearl: I have to kiss her again

Topaz: you weren't complaining last time

Pearl: ....

Me: *runs in and slams the door shut* did you know if you milk a unicorn it doesn't give you a milkshake... It just makes the unicorn really angry

Peridot: *face palms* why would you do that

Me: I wanted to know

Pearl: anyway... *kisses amethyst then pulls away*

Emerald: much shorter then last time

*unicorn smashes though the wall*

Me:IT FOUND ME *hides behind peridot*

Peridot: *blasts the unicorn*

Unicorn: NO WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS

me: I'm sorry

Unicorn: THIS IS MURDER

me: oh no

Unicorn: I HAVE A WIFE AND KIDS

unicorns kids: NO DADDY

Unicorn: *dies*

Me: NOOOOOOOOO

Peridot: I set it to stun not kill

Unicorn: oh ok bye *walks out*

Me: well that was dramatic

Topaz: Jaspers turn

Jasper: I can't believe I agreed to this *spins bottle and it lands on lion?* wait what

Me: HA YOU GOTTA KISS A LION

jasper: shut up twerp *kisses lion* that was literally the worst thing I have ever done in my life

Lion: RAWR

Me: hey don't take her seriously your probably a great kisser

Everyone but me: ......

Me: what

Topaz: how do you know what it said

Me: Oh i accidentally turn myself into a cat all the time so I can speak lion, house cat, Panther, tiger, leopard and Cheetah

Emerald: moving on....

Lapis: guess it's my turn *spins bottle lands on baby Steven* *kisses baby Stevens cheek*

Baby Steven: nuu da blueberry kiss me gwoss

Lapis: did he just call me a blueberry

Me: yes blueberry he did

Lapis: shut up you look like you were barfed up by a unicorn

Me: hey my rainbow dress rocks plus you were stuck in a mirror for 9000 years what would you know

Lapis: more then you

Jasper: hey brake it up you two

Me: shut up cheese puff

Jasper: why you little b-

Peridot: jasper no

Me: yea jasper you better listen to ya girlfriend

Topaz: oooo burn

Peridot: I am not her girlfriend

Me: sure your not Dorito

Peridot: I'm literally gonna kill you

Me: HA THIS IS SO FUN I LOVE THIS DARE

Lapis: wait dare

Me: well I was doing a dare to insult you all but now I'm just doing cose I can

Peridot: thanks a lot person who dared that... You know who you

me: COME ON STEVEN WERE GONNA GO ANNOY EVERYONE IN TOWN *picks up baby Steven and rubs outside*

To be continued.... Again