SASUKE......IN THE REAL WORLD?!(Sasuke xReader)

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(Name)

I woke up earlier than before 6:00am. I tried to go back to sleep but it was useless "Ugh! Can't sleep!" I exclaimed frustrated. I looked at the clock 6:30am. "Ugh!!!" I brushed my teeth only and was about downstairs when I noticed Sasuke and Naruto's door is open. I peeked and saw Naruto's foot was the only one on his bed which means he's whole body is on the floor. Sasuke well he's sleeping peacefully I almost closed the door when I heard "(Name)..." I slowly opened the door and saw Sasuke mumbling some words. "(Name)..." I heard it again. I leaned closer and heard nothing. I looked at him and I saw his eyes wide open.

"(Name)?" He asked

"Sasuke, it wasn't like what you see!"

"Your going to-"

"Shut up!"

Naruto grunted and put his face under the soft pillow.

"Shut up guys!" Naruto scolded

"Fuck off Sasuke!" I whispered/yelled.

"Whatever can you please pull your face away from mine?!"

"R-right!"

I got off him and said "Have you seen Kyle?"

"Nope"

"Where did that idiot might have been"

"Isn't that obvious? To his girlfriend duh!"

"Psh" With that I left and prepared some orange juice.
I drank it and went back to my bedroom and saw Sakura still sleeping.

I decided to grab anything under my bed and I got out a ....Dart Board. My long last pal. I tried to find the darts but only got 5 where's the other one? I kept searching until someone entered
"(Name)-, what are you doing?!" Sasuke asked

"What do you think?" I said

"Getting dusted" he said crossing his arms that's when I noticed my white tank top has dust. "Whatever, go cook something!"

"No"

"No?" I said trying to grab the dart.

"No, because I am a ex S-rank criminal and I don't do those things!" He said

I gritted my teeth ad I felt my hand being pricked. Ow!
"Ouch!" I grabbed my hand and saw blood. "Ah!! Get it off!" I yelled

Sasuke rose a brow "You....are scared of blood???" He asked kneeling beside me.

"No I am not!"

"Oh really?, want me to crush your delicate finger?" He asked smirking.

"He he he he (*sarcatic) No!" I said

"I'll just get some bandage" he said

"No need just get my first aid kit in my drawer"

He opened my drawer and got the first aid kit.
I have done the necessary things that is need to be done and used a band-aid.

"Now that your finish what's this???" He said tooking out a picture which comsists Me,Saber and My stupid cousins. John and Gabriel.We were eating ice cream which caused our mouths got ice cream.

"Give me that!" I tried to get it but he moved the picture out of the way I tried numerous times but no good result happened.
"Sasuke Uchiha! Give me the fucking picture!" I yelled standing up.

"What if I don't?" He asked teasingly

"I swear I'll- ah!"

I tripped to Sakura's sleeping figure. She was snoring.
Ugh!!!! I threw my fists in frustration.

I jumped up and Ran up to him and put my arm under his chin and we fell he grunted from the impact and I got the picture.

I sighed and just put the dart board away I'm not in the mood.

I saw my phone vibrating and read the message it's from Saber.

(Name), I'll go to ur house by 6:00pm ok?

Sasuke looked at me signaling for me to answer.

"Saber will come over by 6"

"Tch"

"Oh and you can use Kyle's checkered shirt and Jeans tell Naruto he can use Kyle's plain shirt and his jeans, get it?" I said

"Ok, ok! I get it!"

"Good"

"Now, I'll just wake Naruto up while you woke up Her" he said pointing to Sakura.

"Ya, I know" he left while I shook Sakura a little. She grunted but didn't woke up. I sighed "guess you didn't leave a choice" I shook her non-stop faster than before.

She woke up and I sighed relieved . "Still sleepy Sleeping Beauty?"

"Uhh, Sowwy"

"Now go downstairs" she nodded

I went to the boys room and saw Sasuke under Naruto who was snoring loud. Sasuke signaled me to help him I smirked and got my phone out and took a pic. Hehehe. He scowled and tried to push Naruto off him. I walked over and whispered. "Idiot, you should do this." I said and went downstairs and grabbed my Tobasco sauce Sakura saw me and gave me a confused look. I 'shh' her and went back. I opened Naruto's mouth and spill it in his foul smelling mouth. He woke up and ran like a headless chicken around the room good thing there a bottled water. he grabbed it and drank it fast. We laughed our asses off

While Naruto was like crying because of his eyes are teary effect of the tobasco.

We went downstairs and ate some biscuits.

Guys the next chappy will be the party sorry for the long wait and typos?