Prologue

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No one's POV

We see a nice night within the area of Kuoh Academy, as an adult is walking through the area with a shovel in hand, wearing Paladin armor.

Y/n(Narrating): Oh man, this is so freaking awesome! I'm sorry, I'm just excited to be here. It's been a while. For a long time, I wasn't sure I'd ever be back. Trap-kun started College, he did a College Program with Disney where he worked "Star Wars: Rise of the Resistance" for 5 months, best time of his life and might try and work there full time he said, and he's become a VTuber, I'll put the link to his Twitch in the comment alongside the link, just to be safe!

Y/n: Here!

Y/n: And it turns out, out of all the ideas that he had, he wanted me back! The ultimate protagonist, who despite hasn't had much spotlight recently, has become his top read story here on Wattpad, despite there now being a season 3 of Konosuba that he may or may not work on! Look, we also know the title of this thing, so I know what you're wondering. How are we going to do this without dishonoring RockyJMoon's story? And I'll tell you how. We're not.

We see Y/n digging up a grave within Kuoh, hoping to finally get some answers

Y/n: I'm going to let you in on a little secret. This guy, this Innocent Sin person from my world, he is not dead. Sure, he might have had a perfect ending to a very sad story, one that the author isn't going to write for the obvious reasons of not wanting to come up with an idea for that shit. You think I want to be out here in beautiful downtown Kuoh, digging up some dead classmate's body? No, thank you. But the fate of my entire world is at stake. He may not be living his best life, but he sure as hell ain't dead.

After a while, a metal ding is heard.

Y/n: Found it!

Y/n then changes into his White Heart form, which has now evolved/merged with his Heavenly Set he was gifted by Segami.

Y/n then changes into his White Heart form, which has now evolved/merged with his Heavenly Set he was gifted by Segami

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Y/n(White Heart): Hey asshole! Get the fuck up! I fucking need you right now!

Y/n then starts banging on the coffin, but getting no response from the person under him.

Y/n(White Heart): No... NONONONONONONONONONO!!!!!!!

Y/n then opens the coffin, only to see a rotted corpse, with only a skeleton remaining.

Y/n(White Heart): Damn it! Son of a bitch! Fuck! Motherfucker! My world is fucked! FUCKING ASSHOLEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

*Time-skip*

We now see Y/n leaning on a slanted patch of grass near the Kuoh Academy Tennis courts, looking up at the rising sun with a skeleton.

Y/n: *sighs* Sorry about that. Look, I'm not a man of science, ever since I became the OP Protagonist that I am now, but you seem incredibly passed away, and I can't resurrect you since Aqua has somehow gotten busy. But it's good to see ya. I gotta be honest, I've always wanted to do a possibly canon crossover. You and me, getting into crazy protagonist scenarios. Just fucking shit up. Can you imagine the fun, the chaos, the residuals? The Fourth Wall Breaks?

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