Most of the things I think about aren't normal (blame the autism)

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So I think some crazy shit sometimes, and some of my dreams are crazy, too

So here's a list of things I have thought or dreamed about that are downright batshit insane


- Dreamed that a Goonya Monster anthology manga made completely by Terada Tera came out that was different stories involving the cast and Monsters and the whole thing was just like reading this (yes, this is a real book that I have that I bought from a Barnes & Noble years ago, and yes, I also listen to Vocaloid songs, which is kinda related to this chapter for the purpose of comparing the book I am about to show to this dream book, but it is a completely unrelated remark):

- Dreamed that a Goonya Monster anthology manga made completely by Terada Tera came out that was different stories involving the cast and Monsters and the whole thing was just like reading this (yes, this is a real book that I have that I bought f...

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- So some years ago, I watched this movie, "Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet the Wolfman" and I just yesterday thought of and then dreamed about something coming up on AO3 that would be a "crossover fan-sequel" to it called "Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet Dark Gaia" where Theodore's weremunk... Wolfmunk? Chipwolf? Probably gonna go with "wolfmunk". Yeah, let's go with wolfmunk...So anyway, Theodore's wolfmunk form returns with a vengeance...and during the night of a school play, too! (Yes, there is a school play subplot) But he looks a bit...different. Suddenly he's bigger and almost lizard-like on top of the wolf and chipmunk features. Alvin and Simon don't know what the fuck this is, so they all go to the library, and they find a book that has something on...you guessed it, Dark Gaia. As it also turns out, the werewolf who cursed Theodore had Dark Gaia Energy in him, and now Theodore has it in him, too, and the book says if someone absorbs enough Dark Gaia Energy, they will be on the path to becoming a new incarnation of the dark god. And then the Dark Gaia spawn immediately show up after this, and Theodore fucks shit up in the fight and the whole rest of the story is basically Theodore fighting more Dark Gaia spawn each night while him and the others try to hide this transformation from Dave, which immediately becomes impossible once the transformations start to noticably affect Theodore's daytime form, all while his wolfmunk form continues to change. It ends exactly how you expect: Theodore ends up facing off against, absorbing, and becoming Dark Gaia, but somehow transforms back during the day, and now they're going to have another problem: How are they going to hide the fact that the youngest brother can now become a chipmunk-wolf-dragon eldritch god every night? (This whole thing I just explained is cringe, let's just pretend I never brought it up)

- Goonya Monster animated series just like that manga. I want that to exist so much. Please let it exist.

- A Sonic Unleashed AU where it's not just the world that splits apart, but the entire fabric of the universe does, too. Meaning Sonic also gets thrown into two different universes between day and night. The latter gives him his Werehog form, but this case is more like "both universes give Sonic's soul a different body and he remembers the time spent in each". Which means a new remark about when Sonic pieces together what this new thing means: "So when the sun goes down... I get sent here?!"

- Goonya Monster rhythm game where it's like Mad Rat Dead in which you move and attack Undead to the music while also being chased by a Monster (which also moves to the music). "GO ON YA WAY" is obviously the very first song you do in the game after a tutorial. Like the original game, you can choose between playing as a Buster and a Monster.

- I think about Terada Tera drawing my Goonya Monster OCs a lot.

- This was covered in an earlier chapter, but Puzzle & Dragons collab. But I also thought not as just a collab, but as an actual game. Puzzle & Dragons: Goonya Monster Edition.

- The occasional gay braincell, whenever I think about Goonya Monster and think about how Moray and Slug would get along: Now kiss (I would honestly never do that, actually...or would I? Would I?)

- Sometimes I think about reading angsty fics on fandoms I wouldn't normally be in...like SpongeBob

- Something's kinda calling me to write body horror, but it's to something really cute instead of a badass-looking monster

- Constantly replaying funny things in my head

- ...Damnit, I wanna combine Goonya Monster with a whole lotta things

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