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Dumptown USA

At Pops' house, Rigby and (Y/n) are playing a video game. "Okay. Whoever makes this jump gets to choose lunch." Rigby said. "You're on!" (Y/n) said. Rigby, who is Player 1, makes the perfect jump while (Y/n) fails. "Ohhhhh! We're going to Wing Kingdom!" Rigby said. "Eh, fine with me." (Y/n) shrugs. The two go back to playing as Benson comes into the living room. "Guys, did you clean out the gutters yet?" Benson asked. "No way. That's a three friends job." Rigby said. "Well, where's Mordecai?" Rigby and (Y/n) exchange a look. "We dunno. We haven't seen him." Rigby said. "Come to think of it, I haven't seen him since he dumped Anna at Muscle Man's wedding." Rigby and (Y/n) tense. They remembered how disastrous that night had turned out.

"Yeah, no one has. He hasn't come to work for two weeks now. I tried calling, but he won't pick up." Benson said. "What?" Rigby asked. "No, here. I'll call him." Without looking, he grabs his phone from inside the couch and speed dials Mordecai's number. He holds his phone to his ear. A vibration is heard, and Rigby hears it in the couch. He opened Mordecai's phone and saw 300+ missed calls from Benson. "Oh boy..." (Y/n) said worriedly. "Huh, that's not like Mordecai." Rigby said. "I can't believe this! You don't even know where your best friend is!?" Benson asked in frustration. "Best friend?! How can you even say that after everything he's done?!

You expect me to still be on good terms with him after what happened?!" Rigby fired back. Benson sighs. "Look, I know things did get pretty messy that night, but the three of you have been best friends for a long time." Rigby and (Y/n) share a look of guilt. "You're really gonna let this drive a wedge between the three of you forever?" Benson asked, and Rigby sighs. "You're right. The three of us have been best friends for a long time.

I never thought it would come to this. But even if we do want to make things right, how would we even approach him after what happened?" Rigby asked, and Benson sighs. "I don't know, but I do care about the well-being of my employees as any park manager, but I've got a business to run in. If either of you don't find Mordecai and bring him back to work by tomorrow, then I'm gonna have to fire him." Benson said. The duo's eyes widened. "WHAT?!" The duo quickly get off the couch. "WAIT! We can find him." Rigby said. "Well for your sake I hope so, otherwise you'll be cleaning the gutters by yourselves from now on."

The duo digs out a pile of clothes from the whole room until the whole room is filled with dirty clothes to find Mordecai. Rigby digs out socks from the drawer, speaking to himself. "Come on Mordecai, give us a clue here." He said. (Y/n)'s phone rang, and she took out her phone and answered the call. "Hello?" She asked. "Hey, I checked from Sam and Margaret, they haven't seen or heard from Mordecai." Eileen told her. "Yeah, his parents don't know where he is either." (Y/n) said. "And I don't think he'll be hanging out with Anna anytime soon. Well," she says, taking out a flyer of Mordecai labeled 'Missing" on the top. "I'll start putting these flyers around town.

Hopefully a hundred should be enough." Eileen said. "Well I'll be privileging his personal stuff he doesn't like me touching, see ya." (Y/n) hangs up. Rigby takes the mattress off and sees the note, he picks it up and reads it. "..With other single bros! There's a place with hot sandy beaches and an All You Can Eat buffet. So pick up your sax and jam with the crew in Dumptown U.S.A.! Signed, Sad Sax." Rigby read. "Ugh! Not this guy again!" (Y/n) said. Rigby looks at her. "Yeah... he did give you some pretty bad advice..." he trailed off. "I should have known! At Dumptown U.S.A.? That sounds so lame! I bet nobody's ever been to this place." (Y/n) said. Benson suddenly walks in.

"I have." Later on, Benson tells Rigby and (Y/n) about the place. "Dumptown is a refuge for people who have recently been dumped, a place where they can forget about their breakups and embrace their newfound singlehood." Benson said. "Wow. That's depressing." Rigby said. "Oh, no! Dumptown is great! Throughout my life, whenever I got dumped, it was the perfect place to forget about all my ex-girlfriends." He then has multiple flashbacks. "Ashley who? Monica who? Patricia who? Lisa who? Whoo-hoo!" "Audrey who? Yep. Good times. So good that some people don't ever leave. And I don't blame them." Benson said. "Okay, well, how do we get there?" (Y/n) asked.