70) Whenever you fall, cover yourself by saying "I didn't trip, I was just testing gravity. Yup....still works."
OR
When you fall, cover yourself by saying "I didn't fall, I had a fight with the floor."
IF they say "Backwards?" you respond with "Yeah, I'm just that skilled."
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