Oliver: I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter “s”.
Emily: *looks over at Trevor and Derek*
Emily: Is it “sexual tension”?
Tom: From now on we will be using code names.
Tom: You can address me as Eagle One.
Tom: Miriam is “been there done that”.
Tom: Dan is “currently doing that”.
Tom: Jake is “it happened once in a dream”.
Tom: Drew is “if I had to pick a dude/gal/enby”.
Tom: And Gabby is..
Tom: Eagle Two
Gabby: Oh thank god.
James: Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they're a wide-eyed mess.
Yul: What the fuck kind of Subway are you going to?
Lake: Substitute teachers deal with so much shit.
Rosa: Guys.....
Oliver: A SPIDEEER!!!!!!
Ally: KILL IT! SMASH IT!
Aiden: BURN IT!
Riya: STAB IT! WITH A KNIFE! GET ME THE SHOTGUN!
Karol: Awww, it’s so cute! Look at it!
Nick: Is the plural of milf/dilf milfs/dilfs or milves/dilves?
Ellie: Milfs.
Alec: Milf/dilf is an acronym, you can't change the spelling to milves/dilves.
Nick: Wait, they're acronyms? What do they stand for???
Gabby: Mom in late forties, dad in late fourties.
Gabby: I learned that from the movie called M.I.L.F that I saw the trailer of in theaters probably 5 to 7 years ago.
Alec: Mom/dad I'd Love to Fuck.
Nick: WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK—
Nick: I NEVER REALIZED IT WAS ACTUALLY HORNY!
Gabby: Oh, is it not mom in late fouries?
Will: What? No! It isn't!
Gabby: THE MOVIE TRAILER LIED TO ME!
Ellie: Gabs...
Gabby: THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T THINK CALLING PEOPLE MILFS WAS ALL THAT BAD BECAUSE IT STOOD FOR SOMETHING HARMLESS IT JUST HAD A SLIGHTLY SEXUAL CONNOTATION!
Alec: I am entirely unsurprised that this is coming from you.
Gabby: NICK, DOES IT MAKE SENSE WHY I CALLED THE DIARY OF A WIMPY KID MOM A MILF NOW BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS LITERALLY JUST A DESCRIPTOR WITH FUNNY CONNOTATION!
Nick: The word milf has been ruined for me.
Ashley: THAT'S ITS DEFINITION, IT CAN'T BE RUINED THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS!
Alec: Y'all are dumbasses.
Moose: I only have 6 weeks left to live.
Derek:*worried* Oh my god, really?!
Moose: It's just a guesstimate based on the choices I've made.
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Disventure camp book 2
RandomThe sequel to the recent complete disventure camp book #1 And enjoy Trevor as the book cover
