(Fairy tale creatures are put in chains and led into wagons by Duloc Guards. The Captain of the Duloc Guards sits at a table paying a line of people their rewards for turning in the fairytale creatures. Those waiting in line include Peter Pan, who is carrying Tinkerbell in a cage, Geppetto who is carrying Pinocchio, and a farmer carrying the Three Little Pigs.)
Guard: All right. This one's full. Take it away! Move it along. Come on! Get up!
The Captain: Next!
Guard: (Taking the witch's broom) Give me that! Your flying days are over! (breaks the broom in half)
The Captain: That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Next!
(The captain hands over the reward to the villager who turned the witch in. The villager mutters to himself)
Villager: Lousy 20 pieces.
Guard: Get up! Come on!
(Waiting in line are two sisters, Poppy and Viva, in cages held by the owner. Poppy looks in horror at the witch and a group of dwarves being loaded into a wagon)
Guard: Sit down there! Keep quiet!
Mama Bear and Papa Bear are locked inside giant cages, with Little Bear in his own cage
Little Bear: (crying) This cage is too small.
Poppy: (To the owner) Please, don't turn us in. We'll never be stubborn again. We can change. Please! Give us another chance!
Old Woman: Oh, shut up. (Shakes her cage roughly)
Viva: Don't do that to my sister!
The Captain: Next! What have you got?
Geppetto: This little wooden puppet.
Pinocchio: I'm not a puppet, I'm a real boy. (his nose grows)
The Captain: 5 shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away.
Pinocchio: Father, please! Don't let them do this! Help me!
(Geppetto takes the money and walks off. The old woman steps up to the table)
The Captain: Next! What have you got?
Old Woman: Well, I've got two talking Trolls.
The Captain: Right. Well, that's good for 10 shillings. If you can prove it.
Old Woman: Oh, go ahead, little fellas. (Poppy and Viva stayed silent)
The Captain: Well?
Old Woman: Oh, oh, they're just...they're just a little nervous. They're really chatterboxes. (Shakes Poppy's cage again) Talk, you boneheaded dolt, talk!
The Captain: That's it. I've heard enough. Guards!
Old Woman: No, no, they talk! They do. (Moving Viva's lips) I can talk. I love to talk. I'm the talking-est damn thing you ever saw.
(Viva bit her finger)
The Captain: Get her out of my sight.
Old Woman: No, no! I swear! Oh! They can talk!
(The guards grab the old woman, who struggles with them. One of her legs flies out and kicks Tinkerbell out of Peter Pan's hands, and her cage drops on Poppy and Viva's cages. They get sprinkled with fairy dust and starts floating upwards, eventually gotten out of their cages)
Viva: Hey! We can fly!
Peter Pan: They can fly!
3 Little Pigs: They can fly!
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Trolls x Shrek Au
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