Kuroko:
"Ghostie, who are you."
"Child-kun don't mention this"
*uses misdirection to get the right child*
When leaving "Momma, I saw a ghostie." sucking thumb
*in the park that day there were reports of two ghosts one adult, and a child with a milkshake*
Kise:
"Wahhh, I have the wrong child."
"Childicchi, where is my babycchi ."
* competent childicchi leads him to his parents.* "Honey, look it's Kise Ryouta, can I get a picture with you, Sure . " "Momma he's looking for his babycchi, can we help."
"Of course we can help Kise Ryouta!"
"Babycchi, where are ?" * Seeing lots of photographers* "what's this ssu, did i miss a photo shoot?" *seeing his kid* "Babycchi!" * lots of T-T and hugging* "Stupid papa, you forgot that I had a photo shoot after we went to the park."
"Babycchi, don't be mean." --later more tears of pain brought to you by calling Kasamatsu
Midorima
"Child, Oha Asa says this is your lucky item. Bye. "
"Wait Shin-chan you can't just do that its a lost child."
"Shut up Takao."
" my child should be fine he has his lucky item."
Murisakibara
"Child-chin, do you want some mauibo?"
-child gets hyper from sugar-
Murisakibara's child has proceeded to steal an ice cream vendor's Cart
Everybody mistaking the five year for a 12 year old delinquent.
Aomine
Him and Nebuya's kid get mixed up. When the kids meet they bond over their tanned skin. The two children become the boobs and food duo.
Akashi
Butler-sama find my child and take this to wherever peasants go.
-Akashi child running around with scissors frightening every parent in the park.
