Location: The Golden Axe Universe
No POV
In the medieval world of Golden Axe, Gilius Thunderhead and Tyris Flare are fighting the enemies before Y/n and Sonia then came into the game and started helping out the heroes take down the enemies in their world.
Y/n: This game brings me so much nostalgia back then. This is awesome.
Sonia: So, where can I get a cool axe like that? Everyone seems to have sharp objects, except me.
Y/n: I can give you one of the enemy's axes if you want. Would you like that?
Sonia: Sure. I definitely would like that.
Gilius Thunderhead: (To Y/n) Ooooooohhh! I see you eyeballin' Tyris up there! Somebody needs to get laid, bro! (Comes over to Y/n and Sonia)
Y/n: What? I wasn't eyeballing. We're just trying not to get chopped in half, okay?
Sonia: Yeah, this is pretty dangerous without a weapon for me to use.
Gilius Thunderhead: Na-na-na, don't worry about the chumps. Just focus on the humps!
Sonia: Ok, maybe coming here was a bad idea.
Y/n: Yeah, but what's goin' on here? Did you bring me and Sonia out here just to get me laid or something?
As Y/n, Sonia and Gilius continue talking, Tyris Flare keeps fighting the enemies.
Gilius Thunderhead: Dude, you gotta hit that ass. It's like gym class. I'm talkin' double voit. SPIKE THAT SHIT!!
Sonia: Yeah, Y/n is not doing that. He's not a pervert.
Y/n: That's right. And I'm pretty sure those are just random words that you just said, right?
Gilius Thunderhead: Maybe.
Y/n: You're a fuckin' idiot. Seriously, why are we here?
Gilius Thunderhead: I want you and Tyris to bang each other like wild ogres while I pleasure myself.
Sonia: Yeah, not happening.
Y/n: Dude, this job is not worth it at all? There is no way I'm doing that. What's this pay again? No, no, fuck that, man. This is fuckin' creepy.
Sonia: Yeah, let's just get out of here.
Gilius Thunderhead talks, roams around, and hits a nearby blue basket thief to get an asswine from him. The aforementioned thief goes away.
Gilius Thunderhead: Aw, come on, man! I've got some good feedo, here! Get into it, eh?
Sonia: I'm not drinking that potion.
Y/n: Me either. Look, weirdo. We're just gonna fight all these goons, so you could pay up, and we can get the fuck outta here. Ready, Sonia?
Sonia: Don't need to tell me, twice.
Then Y/n and Sonic uses their spin dash attacks and kills the enemies that Tyris was fighting.
Tyris Flare: (To Y/n) Thank you, brave warrior. Now, let's do it on the battlefield.
Y/n: Wha?! You're into this, too?! I don't know. This is just a little bit much for me.
Sonia: I think we should get out of here, right now.
Gilius Thunderhead: We'll pay you triple.
Y/n: Nope. Not gonna do it! We're out of here! (Teleports out of here with Sonia)
Tyris Flare: (Groans) You said that I get to bang that cool kid, but now I'm really pissed off!
Tyris Flare uses her powers, and then a dragon appears, breathing fire at Gilius. Once the dragon stops breathing fire, Gilius lays on the ground burning to death in the process.
Gilius Thunderhead: Damn it.
TO BE CONTINUED...
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