Me: Chilled, can you check inside the kitchen? I need to know whether or not we need to go o the store for food!
Chilled: Alright! *Heads to the Kitchen*
Me: Guys, I have my own little prank for Chilled!
Tom: Let's hear it!
Me: So, Ze...you know he takes the "ZeRoyalChaos" ship very seriously, right?
Ze: Yea. He's always sweet talking me, he really wants it to be real.
Me: Well, what if, for the prank, you'd "end" it with him. Then, at the end, I throw a pie at his face, and PRANK!
Ze: Sounds good.
GaLm and Smarty: Yea!
Chilled: *Comes back* I think we'll be good. We seem pretty stocked on food.
Me: Cool.
Ze: Hey...Chilled? Can I tell you something?
Chilled: You can tell me anything, my Prince!
Ze: Well....I...I don't think I can continue this...
Chilled: What?
Me: *Goes to the kitchen*
Ze: This "ZeRoyalChaos" thing....I can't do it anymore....
Chilled: What do you mean...?
Ze: You know what I mean, Chilled.....
Chilled: I....
Me: *Comes back, with something behind my back, pats Chilled with my free hand* It's alright, Chilled...
Chilled: *Turns to me* How is it alright!?
Me: *Throws the pie at Chilled's place* Because it was a prank!
Ze: *Hugs Chilled* I'd never end our bromance, man! You know that!
Chilled: *Wipes the pie off his face with a spare towel* You guys have asked for it! I hereby declare a PRANK WAR AGAINST YOU ALL!
GaLm and Smarty: *Gasp*
Chilled: Watch your backs....*Walks to his and Ze's room*
Me: Well...leave more questions and dares in the comments, guys!

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