Me: Guys! I got something we can do!
Chilled: What is it?!
Me: A thing called Seven Minutes in Heaven.
Smarty: Nope! Fuck that!
Ze: What's that?
Me: I believe it's like Spin the Bottle, but here, for whoever spins the bottle, whoever the bottle points to, both people go into a closet for 7 minutes, and we wait and see what happens.
Tom: Well, I'm up for it!
GaLm: Me, too!
Chilled: So am I!
Ze: Same here!
Smarty: Damn it, sure.
Me: *Gets an empty bottle, sets it on the floor* Now, we sit in a circle around the bottle.
*We all sit in a circle around the bottle*
Me: Now, Chilled, you go first.
Chilled: Alright. *Spins the bottle, and it points to Ze*
Ze: Welp, we gotta go into the closet together!
*Chilled and Ze go into a closet, I close the door, and we wait for 7 minutes*
GaLm: Ok, it's been 7 minutes.
Me: *Opens the door* It's been 7 minutes, you t- OH GOD! *Covers eyes, and shuts the door*
Tom: What happened?
Me: They're naked....having some "ZeRoyalChaos" time.....
Tom: Write more fanfictions, everyone!
*Moments later, Ze and Chilled come back out, fully clothed, blushing*
Chilled: Knock next time, will ya?
Me: Alright! GaLm, it's your turn!
GaLm: *Spins the bottle, and it points to Smarty*
GaLm: Come on, Smarty.
*GaLm and Smarty go into the closet, I close the door, and we wait for 7 minutes*
Tom: 7 minutes are up.
Me: *Opens the door* 7 minutes are- GOD! *Closes the door*
Chilled: Let me guess, "Galty" times?
Me: Yep...
Ze: Make more fanfics, everyone!
*Soon, GaLm and Smarty come back out, fully clothed, blushing*
Smarty: Learn to knock!
Me: Tom, your turn!
Tom: *Spins the bottle, and it points to me*
Me: *Blushes* Let's go, then.
*Me and Tom go inside the closet, Smarty closes the door, and they wait 7 minutes*
Smarty: Time's up.
Chilled: Knocks on the door* Time's up!
*After the 7 minute make out session, me and Tom walk out of the closet*
Me: I think that's enough for now. *Laughs*
Chilled: Well, Internet! Leave some questions for us! See ya!
Ze: And please don't let there be fanfics of us from this!
Chilled: You're gonna jinx us!
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