Random Slytherin, walking by: I heard your dads a muggle, Snape! Is that true? Are you a mudblood?
Severus, shouting after him: no, my dad is a wizard, he is really good at transfiguration!
*Lilly raises her eyebrows*
Severus, shrugging: he really excels at turning beer into domestic violence
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Adventure of Severus Snape 2 💚🐍🦇
Randomwell this is the second part to The Adventures of Severus Snape. I'm making this because I didn't know there was a limit to how much parts you can put in a story so here we are. 💚the incorrect quotes on here aren't mine I just change the names on h...
