Classic booty calls.
1. I've got something you can take up the chain.
2. I hope you know CPR because you're taking my breath away.
3. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
4. Can I dock my rocket at your space station?
5. I'm not drunk -- you intoxicate me.
6. If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you watch me touch myself while I read "Daredevil #181"?
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