Big Bang Theory (Missy Cooper X Male Reader X Paige Swanson )

S5.EP13 The Recombination Hypothesis.

The stairwell.

Leonard: You feel like trying something new for dinner? Maybe Indian, Tex-Mex?

Sheldon: You ever wonder how humans would be different if they evolved from lizards instead of mammals?

Leonard: Okay, let's talk about that.

Sheldon: As you know, lizards, cold-blooded animals, lack the ability to sense temperature. But they do move more sluggishly when it's cold. So, lizard weathermen would say things like, bring a sweater, it's slow outside. I love my mind.

Leonard: We all do. Now, how about dinner?

Sheldon: Oh, I would assume we'd enjoy insects or smaller lizards. We could also pull each other's tails off and grill them, they'll just grow back. Oh! My life-size cardboard Mr. Spock is here! I know he wouldn't care for an outburst of human emotion, but, oh goodie, oh goodie, oh goodie. Commander Spock requesting permission to be unfolded.

Leonard (seeing Penny's door open and the girls inside): Excuse me.

Sheldon: Permission granted, Commander.

Amy: Which is why the more intelligent the monkey, the more faeces they fling.

Leonard: Excuse me, Amy. Penny, do you have plans for dinner tonight?

Penny: Why, you guys going somewhere?

Leonard: No, I mean just you and me.

Penny: You mean, like a date?

Leonard: Not like a date, a date.

Amy: Ooh!

Bernadette: Ooh!

Penny: Um, o-okay. Sure.

Amy: Ooh!

Bernadette: Ooh!

Sheldon: Oh, no! They sent the wrong Spock! Live long and suck it, Zachary Quinto.

In the living room of the L/N house, Y/N was watching TV as Missy was banging around in the kitchen, Y/N tried to pay it no mind but it was too loud, so he got up and went to the kitchen.

Y/N entered the kitchen.

Y/N: What's wrong?

Missy: Nothing is wrong.

Y/N: Okay.

Y/N turned going to leave as Missy snapped.

Missy: Of course there's something, but you don't see it because I'm living your little fantasy.

Y/N: No my fantasy is you and Paige butt naked upstairs.

Missy: Shut up, Y/N. Can't you see I'm getting bored? I've been pent up in here for six months and I don't feel like I have a life of my own.

Y/N: Do you know what the problem is?

Missy: Everything, if I was living in a house alone maybe with a cat.

Y/N: Is this because you want a cat? If you want a cat, I'll get you a cute cat with a little button nose.

Missy: I don't want no cat. I just want to do something different, I feel like a hamster in a wheel. It's the same thing over and over again, it's like Missionary position every single night.

(Sorry, but it's was too easy)

Y/N: Okay, I get it. You want to do something different instead of the same thing every week. I feel the same way. And I have just the thing.

 Penny's bedroom.

Bernadette: This is so exciting. If Leonard and Penny get back together, Howard and I can go on double dates with them. We can't go with Y/N and Missy anymore it just feels weird knowing they have another partner.