"HEY YOU" Bryan shouted at Johnnie, trying to wake him up.
"Shut. the. fuck. up." Johnnie said, sounding very annoyed. I sat up and rubbed my eyes and saw the action going on.
Bryan was wearing a purple wig, and pouring out the little coffee cream cups onto the floor. Oh, and he was also singing.
"I KNOW A PLACE, WHERE THE GRASS IS BARELY GREENER. NAH.. NAH NAH NAH.. SOMETHING SOMETHING WEENER!"
"BRYAN SHUT THE FUCK UP" Johnnie shouted "ITS NOT EVEN 5 YET!!" he added, putting his pillow over his head.
"So Kyle" Bryan said smirking "you and Johnnie, huh?" He asked
"No" I said laughing a little
"What!! I though you were Johnnie's husband" he whined
"Dream a little harder, Bryan" I gave him a cheesy smile then grabbed a peace tea from the fridge.
"I'm going to get food. I expect you both ready by 7am" Bryan grabbed the rental car keys and his phone then left.
"Johnnie" I said
No answer. Just snores
"Jooooohhhnnniieeeeeee" I sang in my worst voice ever
"Ky......le" He mumbled- half asleep rolling on his back- on the mattress.
Since he wouldn't wake up, I sat on him.
"Wakey Wakey" I whispered in his ear.
"Kyle what the-- why are you on me" Johnnie laughed and took the pillow off his head.
"Because you won't get up" I smiled
"Um Kyle?" he said nervously
"Yeah Johnnie?" I said sweetly
"Can you get off?" He asked
"Sure" I said, rolling off of him.
Wait a minute, I know what's wrong..
I gave Johhnie Guilbert a boner.
