What have you hit?

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Stormtrooper 1: I hit a rebel today :)

Stormtrooper 3: -_-

Stormtrooper 2: Were they already dead?

Stormtrooper 1: Why would I hit them if they were dead already?

Stormtrooper 3: He has a point mate...did you hit them by accident?

Stormtrooper 2: LOL

Stormtrooper 1: Have you actually ever hit something?

Stormtrooper 2: ...

Stormtrooper 1: Exactly.

Stormtrooper 3: I hit a bird once X)

Stormtrooper 1: Yeah, so you say.

Stormtrooper 3: :-(

Stormtrooper 2: I think I might have actually hit another Stormtrooper once...obviously by accident.

Stormtrooper 3: As if you could hit them on purpose anyway. :-D.

Stormtrooper 1: Shhhhh. Don't tell Darthie...he'll flip...:-)

Stormtrooper 3: Yeah, you know about his habit of force choking officers he doesn't like, don't you?

Stormtrooper 2: Actually, I don't think that was me...Gotta go, need to polish my weapon!

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Stormtrooper 1: Good one - I can't believe he fell for it! :-D

Stormtrooper 3: Actually, it's true. Have you seen your old training partner in the cadet academy since last month?

Stormtrooper 1: o_o

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Stormtrooper 3: Exactly.

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