Y/N POV:
Today I stayed off the adventure, Zooble had made the fatal mistake of sounding interested about Dungeons and Dragons so I started to info dump. Whether she was listening or not is the mystery. "And then what you do is roll for perception check and from there-" suddenly a portal opened and everyone else came back from the adventure. I looked up and gasped, everyone was soaking wet!!! "Oh My God what happened!?" I asked as I ran towards them. By the time I got there Pomni had collapsed. "Well! I'm sure the next adventure will be less- ...wet...?" Ragatha said, trying to sound enthusiastic. "Hey Ragatha? Can you help me count my eggs before they hatch" Kinger asked, As Ragatha left to do that I helped Pomni sit up straight "on the plus side your home now?" I shrugged "I guess?" She sighed "looks like that oh so positive Ragatha charm is starting to wear off" Jax smirked as he walked past. Suddenly we were all teleported to the main area.
"Everyone! I'm going to pitch to you some future adventure ideas! And I'm going to ask for your honest opinions about them. "I was gonna sleep" Jax sighed "ALRIGHT! So I've got an adventure where you all your my amazing magic Chocolate factory!" My eyes lit up. Charlie and the chocolate factory was my childhood movie "AND GET KILLED OFF ONE BY ONE FROM OSHA VIOLATIONS;" Caine finished. My expression turned from excitement to shock "What?" Jax asked as he raised an eyebrow "he somehow ruined a childhood movie" I stated in shock "One where a sentient cardiovascular system goes to war against the United States military! And one where you have to survive in a post apocalyptic wasteland with a telepathic dog who is mean to you the whole time!" Caine grinned. We all just stared. And somehow...Gangels mask broke on it's own. "Uh.... I don't know. They all sound a little....dark?" Ragatha said awkwardly. "I can't tell a compelling story where nothing bad happens! Where's the intrigue! The stakes!" Caine countered "not to mention the sssssex appeal!" Bubble added. "What are you talking about?" Caine asked bubble in confusion. "Caine there is this lovely new thing called a SUGGESTION BOX!" I shrugged "yeah...i guess I didn't hate the last one we did with it" Zooble said back "YOU.... didn't hate it?" Caine asked in confusion "it was kind of refreshing doing something grounding in reality" Zooble replied "yeah I really didn't mind that one either" Pomni smiled "uh...what about the rest of you?" Caine asked. We all stammered an excuse. "Well i- I liked it however the stupid sauce kinda made me drunk and I uh...I did some things that I'm a bit ashamed of but you know i- overall it was okay!" I mumbled as Gangel, Ragatha and Jax said their excuses. "Well how am I gonna please everybody if you all like different things!?" Caine yelled "maybe just keep your adventures open and at all times and let us do whatever we want when we want?" Zooble suggested. "Did you hear that Bubble? The toy box character wants us to leave the other intelligent AIs to run for a long period of time." Caine joked to Bubble "am I not supposed to be hearing you?" Zooble asked "okay! Well how about this! We'll do a lightning round! Going through all the suggestions in the suggestion box in rapid succession! And if you don't like one you can all vote to skip it!" Caine announced "wait like now!?" Pomni asked. Suddenly a portal opened up! Sucking all of us up and inside it!
We woke up in savannah. Except something was different. I was turned into an animal!? "Oh hey I remember this!" Jax grinned "I swear if this is one of yours!" Zooble sighed. "JAX WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?" I Yelled in annoyance. He had turned me into a F/A (Favourite animal) "hi everyone! In today's episode of Poch everything, I'm going to be hunting the critically endangered Red Ribboned Rhinoceros! Ah just like Mom used to make!" Jax smirked as he SHOT GANGEL! He then ran over and began to chew the ribbons! "Delicious meat! One down five to go!" Jax smirked again "alright! I'm calling a vote. Let's skip this one. And make Jax a Vegan for the rest of the day" Zooble announced. "What you can't do that" Jax shurgged. We all voted. Jax was a vegan now. "What do you mean you can do that!?" Jax yelled in confusion "sorry Jax! Democracy has spoken!" Caine announced before disappearing "... Democracy sucks!"
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For God's sake. Jax X reader
ФанфикY/N is playing a game she recently bought, but then she is sucked in and is now a prisoner of this virtual world. but it isn't all bad. she meets friends and a certain purple bunny (no it's not Bonnie) I DON'T OWN TADC or the front cover
