Stranger Danger (Larry Stylinson)

-Chapter Ten-

Stories

 

One Direction’s Break begins, maybe it will give them time to clear their heads…

Holiday time for the One Direction boys, it’s been rumoured that Liam Payne is taking Girlfriend Danielle Peazer on a Caribbean Cruise. Anyone good at disgu…

 

Taylor Swift sent to Mental help ward in California, we hope she comes out a…

After the latest happenings with Ed Sheeran, Singer Taylor Swift has been deemed Mentally unstable and has been taken off to a secret location in Calafornia, she…

 

Zayn Malik had to be chain sawed out of a ceramic toilet bowl by the firebr…

The boys security guard had to call the fire department after attempts to release Zayn from the toilet failed. If you still have the toilet seat we’d happily take it off your ha…

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From: Eleanor [12.33p.m 01/03/13]

Lou, you said he has curly hair? I think he’s in the starbucks, he’s tall and has dimples…

To: Eleanor [12.34p.m 01/03/13]

Get a picture now, and do it inconspicuously…

 

From: Eleanor [12.34p.m 01/03/13]

The things I do for you…

 

To: Eleanor [12.35p.m 01/03/13]

just send the picture!!

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To: Eleanor [12.36p.m 01/03/13]

Holy shit, it’s him. He’s so fit, El. I want to jump on him and smell him and touch his hair and lick it maybe

 

From; Eleanor [12.37p.m 01/03/13]

That’s really creepy, but I don’t blame you! He’s coming over here, maybe he recognises me as your friend?

 

To: Eleanor [12.37p.m 01/03/13]

Show him that message and I’ll steal your Barbie’s and cut their hair.

 

To: Eleanor [12.38p.m 01/03.13]

Does he smell good?

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@EleanorJCalder: @JohannahDarling I’d watch out for Louis, he’s in a creeping mood apparently