Stranger Danger (Larry Stylinson)

-Chapter Twenty-Two-

I have been lucky enough to catch all the boys of one direction and ask them a few juicy questions, after convincing them to stay after our receptionist tried to kidnap Niall. They all look jumpy as they sit down, Liam’s eye keeps twitching and Louis keeps picking at his jumper.

CSCC: Hello boys!

Liam: is it safe to be here?

Louis: My mummy knows I’m here. No more funny business

Niall: Where’s Zayn?

Liam: If you’ve done something to him you’ll be hearing from-

Niall: Where’s Whale?

Louis: You had him when we came in

Liam: But Zayn...

Niall: Whale?

Louis: you don’t think the receptionist took him?

Liam: Zayn?

Louis: No, Whale!!

Liam: But Zayn!!

Zayn: I’m under the table, I think it’s safer here,

Niall: with whale?

Zayn: afraid not

Niall: No!!!

At which point Niall hurries out of the interview room with Liam acting as security leaving me with Louis and Zayn under the table. Louis looking a little nervous in my presence.

CSCC: Do you like crumpets?

Zayn: They’re okay

Louis: with cream and sprinkles

Zayn: ew

Louis: to throw at people

CSCC: what about kangaroo’s?

Louis: They’re good to throw at people too