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Person: You want to get it on?

You: Yeah.

Person: *takes the first punch*
It's gonna be on like Donkey Kong!

You: Oh talking while fighting hug.
*takes punch*
IM GOING TO SLAP YOU SO HARD EVEN GOOGLE CANT FIND YOU!
*slaps person in the face*

Teacher: You! PRINCIPALS OFFICE!!
*points at you*

You: Dang it.

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