ask ◆ muke

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mikestand: okay, where do you live?

lukeyhere: Australia 

lukeyhere: have you not read my FAQ??

mikestand: i meant where in australia you asshole

mikestand: of course i have

lukeyhere: cute xox

mikestand: don't pretend you haven't read mine

mikestand: just answer the question

lukeyhere: sydney, near queens park

mikestand: no way!! i'm in sydney too

mikestand: but i'm just in burwood

lukeyhere: you're like 30 mins away omg wtf

mikestand: wanna come to mine? netflix and chill?

lukeyhere: michael?

mikestand: yes luke?

lukeyhere: shut up

mikestand: rude

lukeyhere: anyway, when did you have your first kiss and what was it like?

mikestand: i think that counts as two questions

lukeyhere: m i c h a e l

mikestand: fine, i'll answer them both

mikestand: just because you're cute

lukeyhere: do you only want me for my looks?

mikestand: yes

lukeyhere: oh 

mikestand: anyWAY, i had my first kiss when i was like 8 and it was with my best friend because we both decided we wanted our first kisses to be with somebody we liked, it was dreadful though, we had no idea what we were doing and it was kinda all over the place, she still insists that i was the worst out of the two of us, which is bullshit if you ask me, but there you go

lukeyhere: do you still talk a lot?

mikestand: she is still my best friend so yes

lukeyhere: i'd love to meet her, she sounds cool

mikestand: you got that from that one story?

lukeyhere: well she seems to take the piss out of you and that's enough for me 

mikestand: this is cyberbullying 

lukeyhere: ask me a question

mikestand: needy

lukeyhere: MICHAEL

mikestand: are you a virgin? if you're not how and when did you lose it 

lukeyhere: um, i'm not a virgin necessarily, like i lost it when i was 16 with this girl at a party when we were both drunk, mainly bc i was struggling with being gay you know?? so i thought like, if i slept with a girl then i'd be magically straight, it's stupid

mikestand: don't feel bad, we've all been there man

lukeyhere: did you do the same then?

mikestand: no but i almost did

lukeyhere: does that mean..?

mikestand: i'm still a virgin ye

lukeyhere: wow, i wasn't expecting that

mikestand: why?

lukeyhere: you're just v educated and talk about sex a lot idk

mikestand: i'm a horny virgin that watches a lot of porn what can i say ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

lukeyhere: jesus christ