Mom- What are you reading there
Y/n- hides smut
Mom- you can't marry a cartoon character
Y/n- dream crusher
Mom- these x reader fanfic discriptions are way off you have acne
Y/n- mom what the hell
*At your child birth*
Mom- (your husband) you're not the father Trey Parker is
Trey- What?
Y/n-MOM!
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