A guy gose to a supermarket and notices a girl who waves at him and says hello.
He's rather taken back because he can't place were he knows her from, so he asks "do u know me?". Tow which she replies "i think you're the father of one of my kids"
Now he thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wif and says "Oh my god are you the stripper from m bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped me with wet celert and then stuck a carrot in my butt?" the girl replies "No,im your son's math teacher."
