HOW ARE YOU

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Lizzy: *walks into the room* Bitches we got a question from a crazy ass hoe.

Miku: Finally

Rin: *rides in on her road roller smashing meh mangas* Who is this crazy ass hoe?

???: Stop calling me that or I'm gonna go Shnana on yo ass.

Lizzy: Shut da fuck up. Fine your Naka then.

Naka: Fine douche canal.

Naka- Kaito will you marry me?

Lizzy: woah, woah, woah I thought you were having a tree wedding?

Naka: I was but Elm cheated on me with Ash from Pokemon. *starts to cry*

Gumi: Wait, how does a tree cheat on you?

Naka: He fucked Ash duh.

Gumi: Then how does a tree fuck someone?

Naka: He sticks a branch up someone's ass.

Gumi: Then how-

Naka: Bitch you ask too many questions! Now answer my question.

Kaito:....

Everyone: ....

Kaito: *gets scarf naked* When the Wedding?

Lizzy: CAN I STILL BE THE MAID OF HONOR?!

Naka: Yuppers!

Len: Can I be the best man? *does puppy dog eye while eating banana*

Kaito: Yes and you will also be scarf naked.

Lizzy: Ewww, I don't want to walk down the aisle with Banana-face.

Len: You just jelly.

Naka- I dare Len to not eat banana for a whole two months.

Lizzy: High five bitch *high fives with Naka*

Len: Nuuuuuuuu!

Lizzy: You have to it a dare banana-ass

Luka: What do you have against banana?

Naka: It's all mushy and shit eewww.

Lizzy: See I'm not the only one.

Jocelyn-

Everyone but Lizzy and Naka: We're screwed

How often do you get drunk, Meiko?

Meiko: *drinks sake and is drunk* I bon't know wat ya twalking about.

Naka and Rin: Shut da fuck up.

Meiko: Wat ya say!?! *starts chasing them smashing sake bottles on their head*

Lizzy: That's all we got TT^TT I was hoping for some really fun dares. *sits at the emo corner*

Gakupo: That's what you get for-

Lizzy: Da fuq when did you get here?

Gakupo: *sweatdrops* I've been here...

Lizzy:... okay then I'm just gonna- HOLY FUCK COW WHO RAN OVER MEH MANGAS?!?!

Naka and Rin: *point at each other* it was her

Lizzy: Bitch... or bitches YOUR GONNA DIE. *starts chasing them throwing cookies*

Naka and Rin: *gets on the road roller chasing Lizzy* DIE BITCH

Len: Okay well that's all for now! Please leave your questions and dares for us below and we will do them!!! BAI!!!!

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