CHAINSAW

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WARNING: I may or may not been drunk when I wrote this =w=z Hey! I was in Mexico, I may of mistaken my dad's beer for apple juice again.

Lizzy: I'm noooooot oooookay~ I'm not okaaaaaaaay~

Usa: Shut up your ruining the song.

Lizzy: You just jelly.

Rin: Is it kicking? *Pokes Len's belly*

Len: Stahp!

Kaito: I'm so proud :')

Len: >~> staaaaaahp

Luka: Hey Rin, you haven't tried a tuna.

Rin: Oh yeah huh. And the time is almost up.

Luka: Here *holds a tuna* eat some to make it up.

Rin: Alr-

Meiko: WHO THE FUCK CHANGED MEH SAKE TO ORANGE JUICE!???

Rin: -.- I have to wear a banana suit.

Lizzy: MINTY! YEAH HEY! WHO CARES IF CHU WERE LATE! YOU STILL AS AWESOME LIK-

Kaiko- CHAINSAW!

@GirlyDino : Meh I feel awkward being the first person to ask in this part but...

Lizzy: u.u you should feel honored.

Oliver: You almost put horny.

Lizzy: And I almost spelled your name Leon but no one gives a shit.

*watches Shota Shota Island and starts crying and throwing things at Miku* I HATE YOU, FEMALE VOCALOIDS!!! GIVE LEN AND PIKO THEIR CLOTHES BACK AND APOLOGIZE NOW!!!!!!!

Len: Wha.... *looks down and gives a girly scream cause he's in only his underwear*

Meiko: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck were hot caught

Miku: WHY ONLY ME!??

Rin: But Piko's clothes are comfy. *has a banana suit with Piko clothes over it*

*calms down* And Rin give Piko a kiss as an apology because I ship it! ^_^

Rin: >-> da fu-

Lizzy: I SHALL KIDNAP PIKO THIS TIME!!!

Naka: You do that. Make us proud.

Lizzy: c: I shall. Just watch. *runs off*

Usa: *wipes a tear* they grow up so fast.

Kaiko: So what will we do til then?

Luka: Let's do another dare.

Rin: THIS TUNA IS NASTY AS FUCK!!! *throws the tuna up in the air*

Naka: *catches tuna and stuff it in Rin's mouth* eat it mathafucker c:

Usa: We can't, there was only one...

Kaiko: Who cares..... I GOT A CHAINSAW BITCHES!

Naka: >-> dafuq happened to you?

Kaito: She's on her period =w=

Kaiko: *runs around with chainsaw* BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Gakupo: Someone help her.

Rin: THIS TUNA IS SHIT!

Luka: YOUR MOM IS SHIT!

Len: WE ALL KNEW THAT!

Gumi: YOU HAVE THE SAME MOM SHIT HEAD!

Len: AT LEAST I'M NOT PREGGERS!

Vocaloids:.....

Len: Wha..... oh.

Oliver: Am I the only sane one here?

Meito: Hey, can't beat them, join dem. *Puts on dem shades and suddenly holds a boom box playing some dub step*

*Everyone starts to dance the chicken dance expect for Oliver and Akaito, and Kaiko is still running around in circles with the chainsaw screaming CHAINSAW*

Lizzy: I GOT LE B- HEY! YOU AIN'T CHICKEN DANCE WITHOUT MEH MATHAFUCKA! *joins in and does it intently. Then falls on top of the boom box some how break it* c: oops my bad.

Len: MATHAFUCKA THAT WAS MY SHIT THERE!

Lizzy: YOU CAN'T DO SHIT CAUSE YOUR LE PREGGERS ASS WEED!

Len: I AM NOT YO UGLY ASS BOYFRIEND!

Lizzy: YO ASKED FOR IT BANANA ASS!

Len: BRING IT ON COOKIE-VAG!

Kaiko: CHAINSAW!!!

Gumi: CAT FIGHT!

Len: >-> I'm pretty sure I have a dick.

Luka: Yes he's a dude, I change his diapers.

Len: Than- wait what?

Meiko: Look at her! She's still developing!

Len: >~< djebwkebsjwjsjd

Kaiko: CHAINSAW!

Usa: YO STUPID ASS MATHAFUCKA, YOU FORGOT ABOUT THIS DICK FACE! *opens a sack Lizzy had carried in and it was Piko*

Naka: HOLY SHIT HE LOOKS LIKE A GIRL!

Gakupo: Why is everyone screaming?

Lizzy: SHUT IT HICKY WHORE!

Gakupo: D:

Kaiko: CHAINSAW!

Lizzy: Alright Mathafucka, you suppose to kiss that mathafucka

Piko: Ain't no mathafucka gonna kiss my ass

Mew: *walks in with twenty five cats* Aye bitchy nachos c:

Kaiko: NACHOS!

Rin: Fine fine. *Kisses le Piko's hand* YOU DIDN'T SAY WHERE! BWAHAHAHDHDUEVJEHEIFBEIEI *runs around in circles*

Lizzy: Sounds like something Nate would do =w=

Naka: Who?

Lizzy: My awesome rp partners character c:

Len: Fuck, we are related.

Oliver: Mirror images.

Len: Same shit.

Piko: Mathafucka kissed my mathafuckaing hand *stares at hand blushing slightly*

Lizzy: Alright, Kaiko!

Kaiko: CHAINSAW!

Lizzy: OUTRO PLEASE!

Kaiko: CHAINSAW CHAINSAW CHAINVXBDHVJFSAW CHAINSAW CHAINSAW CHAINSAWCFHRFBDBDJBRBRD CHAINSAW CHAINSAW CHAINSAW CHAINSAERVFJEVBWJFFW CHAINSAW CHAINSAW CHAINSAW CHAINSAW CHAINSAW CHAINSAW CHAINSTREIRVURHEV IRGR

Lizzy: That was beautiful :')

Akaito: I didn't understand one bit of it.

Mew: I did.

Akaito: That's cause your a crazy cat lady.

Mew:.... did that mathafucka just went there?

Gumi: Mathafucka just went there.

Mew: AWWWWW HELLL NAH!

Lizzy: =w= sorry it took a while. BAIIIIII

Kaiko: CHAINSAW!

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