Obsessed Unicorn

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-Obsessed Unicorn-
~I am obese. I have an eating disorder. That hay over there is waaaaayyyyy too tempting. I cannot resist. I MUST EAT IT. FOOOOOOOOD. One time I wrote a poem about Food. Here it is:
Food
We eat food.
Food.
We live on food.
No really, the world is my food source.
Food.
Food.
I'm not thinking about Galloping in the forest
I'm thinking about how I can shove the world down my esophagus.
And digest it.
And then magic will come out my butt.
The Magic of Food.
*What the unicorn is really saying*
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