Waitress: do you want a table?
Me: no not at all. Carpet for five please.
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Funny Comebacks and Insults (#Wattys2016)
RandomComebacks that are a little funny and the cover was a conversation between me and my friend.
At restuarant
Waitress: do you want a table?
Me: no not at all. Carpet for five please.