Funny Comebacks and Insults (#Wattys2016)

Study

Teacher: why didn't you study?

Student: a year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sunday's there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 39 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family , that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year; hence you are only left with 46 day. Taking off approximately 40 days of holiday, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days; you are left with three days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday. That's why I did not study.

Teacher: class dismissed