If F.R.I.E.N.D.S was set Today

The One With The Lesbian Engagement

RACHEL'S POV

"Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys!" I run into me and Monica's apartment.

"Hey Rach! Phoebe said while still staring at her iPhone.

"Pheebs, you have got to quit Instagram-stalking Taylor Swift." I tell her, while taking my coat off.

"I can't! Her cats don't look smelly at all"'

"Pheebs, stop." Monica yells at her.

"Alright." Phoebe puts her phone in her pocket. "I gotta go to my 4 o'clock anyway."

"Anyway, I got some news. It's about my job. It'll be the biggest news you'll hear today."

"Carol and Susan are getting married." Ross barges in.

"Nevermind." I step back.

"What? What's wrong with that tone? You should be happy for them! Plus, it's legal, too." Monica tells him.

"Mon, she's my ex-wife. Do you think it's easy for me to know that she's getting married? A lesbian marriage? And to someone I hate, too?" Ross argues.

"What is wrong with Susan? She's great. She's smart, she's funny..." Phoebe says.

"That's what Carol always said before we split up. God."

"Hey, where's Joey?" I ask

"In his room. With a bag of chips. On Tinder." Chandler says. "Three days straight.

"Oh, yeah. That's reminds me, I gotta go check my Pinterest." Monica said, while walking away.

"In the bathroom?" Chandler asked.

"What? We got great signal."

"Oh, oh ooooohh. I'm late!" Phoebe said, while running.

"I've got some trending YouTube stuff to check." Chandler exited the room.

"So, I guess it's just us." Ross nervously says to me.

"Oh...Ross, you're so great." I pinch his cheek and tousle his hair.

"Yeah..." He says as a reply.