Alaric Saltzman updated his status: History teacher by day, vampire hunter by night.
Elena: GuYZ! sTAy AWaY froM HiM!¡
Alaric: I wish I was an English teacher to help you with your grammar.
Stefan: ^^^
Elena: DAMON AND STEFAN ARE VAMPIRES!!
Stefan: Hey what's up!!!
Damon: Yo D-DAWG in the hizzle
Alaric: .......
Damon: Yea sorry I got carried away.
Alaric: Stupid vampires I'm going to kill ALL of you!!!
Stefan: Oh that's cool¡!¡!
Damon: Swag money
Alaric: Yea good luck.
Damon: Hey before you kill us want to come and be my drinking buddy for 3+ seasons
Alaric: Yea that would be cool.
Alaric Saltzman is now Damon Salvawhore's "Drinking buddy"
Damon: That's more like it.
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